mediocre.

[lampsarepeopletoo]

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[frodo-sam]

[softdog1]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ🍯

help him get his honey

[treehog]

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ he has been a naughty bear… no honey

[archivearchivearchiev]

🔫ʕ•̀ᴥ•́ ʔ

 do you think this is a game

[revolutionarykoolaid]

an autobiography 

(don’t know who to credit for this. if you made it, please lemme know)

[fatmaninalittlesuit-deactivated]

[tacticalupdo]

meeting a straight couple: so which one of you is the main character and who is the unnecessary romantic subplot

[fuckyeahdragrace]

[thorffour-deactivated20190920]

[onlytwitterpics]

[theculture]

[ohtinylove]

moodboard -> Rockin’ and Rollin’ “SEAGULLS! (Stop It Now)“

One day I was walking and I found this big log Then I rolled the log over and underneath Was a tiny little stick And I was like, “That log had a child!”

[bluestem10]

@tacticalupdo !!!!!!

[tacticalupdo]

Good lawd

[thursday]

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

i waited 5 hours to reblog this

[danisontnonfire]

the night blogger theme song 

[thatisnotahat]

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

[pinecampple-blog]

Your URL makes it even better

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[fatassbry-deactivated20170418]

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

[nasty-nympho]

I counting on you lol

[laine-brain]

can’t even risk it

[cheese24k]

Putting on pants without using hands

[funnynow]

This was so dramatic 💀💀

[vulnerablewarllord]

Star Wars: Battlefront II - Kylo Ren