Bluestem

32, bi, Hufflepuff, INFP, mostly Stormpilot trash, social justice, some nerdy shit, and puppies!

[lesbianrey]

alternate timeline me where i’m excited about seeing the final star wars movie of the sequel trilogy over the holidays with my closest friends and family. the sequel trilogy was planned in advance with the same director. we are all debating over whether finn can really access the world between worlds as was hinted in the second film, and if rey will use the sith artifacts she accidentally unearthed with luke while finding the first jedi temple. we are having fun

[bluestem10]

** crying in star wars **

[bluestem10]

these reveals about Poe’s backstory have me SHAKING mad. It’s not enough they had to make Finn a fucking space JANITOR in the FO, but now THIS?! I can’t believe John and Oscar managed to keep their cool and be polite and level headed during all of the press junkets and interviews. They are better people than me.

[morethanonepage]

sunshine-porcelain replied to your post “I’ve been so mad about the whole drug dealing thing since I saw it….”

I’m ignoring the zorri thing completely- they don’t even kiss thankfully. She’s just there to try and convince us Poe’s a straight drug dealer now like lol no thanks

it’s just like.

so, so pointless – poe didn’t need to be ~edgier. he didn’t need ~ a dark backstory. he didn’t need a white woman to fuck. NONE OF THESE THINGS WERE NECESSARY

like why. i just don’t understand. they could’ve left well enough alone – poe’s flaws being ‘he’s devoted to The Cause to the cost of other’s lives and maybe Wants To Be the Hero’ a bit too much was BAD but it was also established AND COULD’VE BEEN LEFT THERE. 

i am baffled at the thoughtlessness – in 2019 – of making a latinx character, who they took pains to ground in a latinx homeworld so it’s not even, plausible deniability of “well it’s space races don’t really apply”, who had a canon backstory that makes no sense with what they’ve done here, and just – didn’t give a fuck.

like what a legit, honest, complete disregard for perception or interest in representation. 

and one which, i fully expect, will be completely ignored by critics of this film – like the problem isn’t the fanservice (i mean that MIGHT be the problem, but) the problem is like – if you’re going to write characters of color can you do it in a none terrible way? APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT.

[bluestem10]

holy fucking hell, it KEEPS GETTING WORSE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING!?!?

[aliciavikander]

Oscar Isaac and John Boyega on the set of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

[weheartfandom]

[corneliusmann]

[surprisebitch]

pancakes are made of eggs omfg

[yourladyindank]

Y’all are crazy if you think a chicken won’t happily eat eggs. Y’all insane if you think a chicken won’t tear some nuggets UP. You are ON CRACK if you think a chicken won’t just, eat another injured chicken

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Me and some friends were collecting eggs on this farm. We dropped one of them and they went absolutely apeshit over that damn egg. Not even the shell was left.

[kayrowsyrup]

I know people think chickens are herbivores but they absolutely aren’t.

Chickens are omnivores. They eat meat, they eat eat all sorts of fruits and vegetables.

This isn’t really well known to people who live off of farms or who have never spent time on one. It’s also thanks to tv and movies not showing this side of chickens.

[jabberwockypie]

It’s why eggs and chicken meat saying they come from “free-range vegetarian chickens” are HILARIOUS, because if they’re free-range, you can’t control that, and the tiny dinosaurs ARE going to eat a lot of things. And if a mouse meets an early demise because it came near the tiny dinosaurs … ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[systlin]

As a kid I once threw the neighbor’s chickens a chicken nugget just to see what would happen.

Answer; they fuckin demolished it. Tore it apart and wolfed it down in seconds. 

[space-lord-joe-kewl]

Rose tinted chicken glasses used to be a very common invention for chickens, because if they saw a speck of blood on another chicken they would gang up on it and murder it to death and feast on it.

Actual piranhas don’t act like Hollywood piranhas.

Chickens, however, do act like Hollywood piranhas. Those fuckers get a taste for blood and they become fucking ravenous fiends. They’re still very much dinosaur.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Pancakes are looking a little tame, huh?

[tulparightsactivist]

[queerspacetheory]

[madamewesker]

Reblogging for the chicken out catting the cat

[daniluni]

andthecatitslikewtf

[gluttonousgoddess]

@keyhollow cause of the gif

[bluestem10]

my chickens would legit devour me if I was half my size

[glockgal]

Poe Dameron’s not into the Baby Yoda thing. (Kill it)

[uomo-accattivante]

Il materiale di origine: @victornomoto (Instagram) / Oscar Isaac and John Boyega photographed by Victor Nomoto for Gizmodo Japan. (December, 2019)

[bluestem10]

all the beauty 

[catchymemes]

[riseintheforce]

HIS LETTER WORKED

[uomo-accattivante]

Il materiale di origine: @brodameron (Twitter) / “Pretty proud of that guy. He’s impressive in any galaxy. Hope you all enjoy the final ride! #StarWarsRiseofSkywalker”

[uomo-accattivante]

Aww, the Finn and Poe pins on Mike’s lapel ❤️

[bluestem10]

Dammit, even his BROTHER SHIPS THEM

[sebastianstaan]

[keybladesoras]

These are two guys who you know are just happy being intimate with each other.

[bluestem10]

* sigh * I will never allow myself to hope for something like this in media again

[alittlepudge-neverhurtnobody]

this is making me S C R E A M

[gffa]

*SCREAMS ABOUT SHARA AND KES LOOKING AT A HOLOGRAM OF WILD HAIRED, CHUBBY CHEEKED BABY POE!!!*

[x-wings-and-lightsabers]

AWWWW LOOK AT HIM 😭😭😭😭

[resistance-rogue]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bluestem10]

Just read all the ROS spoilers, and BOIIII WHAT A CLUSTERFUCK Just. Jesus christ

[63million-deactivated20190415]

the group chat is so fucking funny