Every BTS member is beautiful, fight me

Taekook social media au Barista ☕ (taekook is real, change my mind I dare you)

[lacontessemadi]

Maybe the real stranger thing was the heterosexuality we lost along the way

[the-headless-horsedude]

The Odyssey, a summary:

*record scratch*

*freeze frame*

Yeah, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

[classicalgreekshit]

odysseus: pyrrhus, your dad was gay™️ for patroclus so we should listen to his last request and mix their ashes together 

pyrrhus:

[zeusfuckedmymom]

Demeter: Where is Persephone?

The Sirens:

[greeks-fight-stuff]

[zeusfuckedmymom]

Hrrrrgg, Aegeus, I’m trying to rescue the Athenians but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Minotaur.

[patandachillesweregay-deactivat]

therapist: and what do we say when someone upsets us?

hades: i’m going to send your soul to the fields of punishment for eternal torture?

therapist: no.

[the-12-magnificent]

Hephaestus: Roses are red, romance is dead, everyday I suffer from, existential dread

[sofiapdf]

Me: Fellas is it gay to—

Historians before the 1960s, already looking the other way: No.

[the-12-magnificent]

Zeus: Why does everyone assume the worst of me?

Hades: It saves time.

[hynpos]

the entire greek pantheon: zeus stop turning into an animal to have sex with mortals

zeus: sTOp tUrNIng InTO aN ANimAL, STop HAvINg sEX wITH mORtAls

[sparknoteslitmemes]

[neon-elliot]

It’s me Achilles,the sad burrito

[the-12-magnificent]

Hera: Ugh I’m bored, someone tell me a joke.

Hermes: Okay

Hermes: Your marriage

[neon-elliot]

[the-12-magnificent]

Zeus: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Hades: It’s not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.

[classicalgreekshit]

all historians be like: