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#PJO #Rick Riordan #HOO Seven half-bloods shall answer the call, To storm or fire, the world must fall, An oath to keep with a final breath, And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death

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Regarding my last post

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Annabeth: nothing he says really shocks me anymore. After that comment about 98% milk, he'll never be able to out-stupid himself.

Piper: uh, here he comes.

Percy: so Annabeth!

Annabeth: oh no...

Percy: I was just thinking...

Annabeth: that's never a good thing.

Percy: and I started to wonder...well...does Mike Wazowski blink or wink?

Annabeth:

Piper:

Piper: this doesn't shock you?

Annabeth:

Annabeth: I'm not too sure anymore...

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Percy: remember Humpty Dumpty?

Annabeth: ...how could I forget?

Percy: no one ever said he was an egg...

*Annabeth has left chat*

Percy: you can't just leave the chat. This is real life. I can still see you standing right there in front of me.

Annabeth turning around to walk away: no you can't!

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Percy: If spongebob is absorbent and lives in bikini bottom, does that make him a tampon?

Hazel absolutely horrified: Perc-!

Annabeth: You'll get used to it.

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Percy: how come when you're upside down your blood rushes to your head, but when you're standing blood doesn't rush to your feet?

Grover snacking on a can: uh, I don't know man.

Grover whispering to Annabeth: and he normally says things like this?

Annabeth: *sighs*

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Piper: it’s okay, the poetic son of Apollo version of Percy doesn’t exist

Annabeth: but-

Piper: shhh

Poetic son of Apollo version of Percy:

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If you remember this chapter, respect

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Leo: The Hephaestus cabin needs some more PIZZAZZ!

Percy: What were you thinking?

Leo: Well, I heard Annabeth got beanbags for the Athena cabin--

Annabeth from across the feild: Leo! No--

Percy: SHE GOT BONELESS SOFAS AND DIDN'T TELL ME?

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Annabeth: A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

Piper:

Leo:

Hazel:

Jason:

Frank:

Nico:

Will:

Reyna:

Thalia:

Coach Hedge:

Percy:

Percy: Random facts that mess with everyone’s brain? I feel like a proud mother (;

Annabeth: Oh no...

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Percy: The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Why gods? Why me?

Percy:

Leo violently licking a mirror: This is for scientific purposes!

Annabeth and Percy: O.o

Piper: Who broke him?

Annabeth and Percy: ...

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Percy: Drinking water with a minty mouth is like the cold version of spicy.

Annabeth: This is a quest. We are on a QUEST. Shouldn't you be thinking about other things?

Percy: Tell me I'm wrong.

Annabeth: -.-

Percy: That's what I thought.

Annabeth: I don't know why I love your idiotic ass.

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The demigods as Tom and Jerry memes

Percy

Annabeth

Frank

Nico

Piper

Hazel

Leo

Jason

Reyna

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Percy: What makes up the other 98% of 2% milk?

Annabeth:

Piper:

Percy:

Piper: Do you really have to deal with this everyday?

Annabeth: Yes, sadly.

Percy:

Percy: ...that's nice and all, but does anybody know?

And contrary to popular belief, Percy never got an answer from either of the two girls.

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Percy: When you say the word crisp, it moves from the back of your mouth to the front

Annabeth: Do you not understand we're at a FUNERAL?

Percy: Yeah, I know, but-

Annabeth: Please, just shut up.

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth:

Annabeth: Crriiisssppp

Percy: :)

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Percy: Nothing is on fire, fire is just on things.

Annabeth: Shut up! We're in the middle of taking a test!

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Leo: I mean he's got a po-

Annabeth: =.=

Leo: Never mind

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Percy: why are they called TENticles if there are only eight on an octopus?

Annabeth: GO TO SLEEP IT’S 2:00 AM!

Percy: But—

Annabeth: NO!

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy:

Annabeth: Wait—