#!celery!

[thatredsaiyan]

///I was brainstorming on human forms for @bioxdroid and @biomechanicalcicada and then I realized

[thatredsaiyan]

///Yall can call me Dr. Gero cuz I just finished putting together THE PERFECT WARRIOR (TM)

[thatredsaiyan]

DBS: *brings back Frieza AGAIN*

Me: Good. That’s fine. Y'all would ruin Cell anyway if he came back. Let him RIP (Rest in Perfection).

Also Me: Oh, ok. I’ll just…stay here in the corner, minding my own business... dickriding Perfect Cell until the inevitable heat death of the universe...

[thatredsaiyan]

🌮 - Do they like spicy foods?

“You know it! Nothing’s better than adding an extra kick to some great food.

I know you aren’t a fan of spices, but uh, lemme try to show you the appeal - It does remind me of being in a tough battle. It’s the same rush. Like when you’re really pushing your limits and actually have a CHALLENGE. Except it’s purely a challenge against yourself, and how much heat you can take.

I love it. It’s not for everyone. And if you’re not used to it but still wanna try? Then I’d say take it slow and easy so you can build up a tolerance. These things take time. 

But hey, you do you.”

[thatredsaiyan]

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Send ☭ x for a vs. battle quote to your muse

(oh noooooooo!)

Battle Intro: “Sure, I’m always good for a spar!”

Victory: “Haha, yeah! I did it!”

Half HP: “I’m not even winded!”

Low HP: “Now we’re talking!”

Defeat: “Augh! Okay, uh, this could have gone better.”

Death: “S-should’ve known…They were, they were right about you the whole time…”

Assist: “You know, you meet your real friends on the battlefield.”

Taunt: “Come on, tough guy! We’ve got catching up to do.” 

Reacting to Taunt: “All this talk is gonna make you feel pretty embarrassed after I win!”

Flee: “Uhm? Time out! TIME OUT!”

Reacting to Flee: “Hey, what just happened?”

Tie: "Ah, I love a close fight. Let’s try and finish this, yeah?”

Perfect Victory: "We’re just getting warmed up, right?”

Low HP Victory: “Thought you had me on the ropes there, eh? That’s when I peak!”

Finishing Move: “And! Here! We! Go!”

@bioxdroid