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My first commission ever, meet Qinna Relhana!

Thank you for commissionning me!

#FFXIV #ff14 #ffxiv art #!mine #!commission #!painting

(66666 + 6000)/2 = 36333!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS A LOT OF MONEY FOR INSULTING SOMEONE ONLINE.

+PUNCHED A GUY IN THE FACE FOR 50G

+SOLD A CRAPPY TOILET TO SOME SCHMUCK FOR 10000G

SO OVERALL, I’VE MADE 37,383G THIS MORNING!!!!!!!!!

#!TEXT POST #I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF SUPPORTING MYSELF AS YOU CAN SEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#!COMMISSION

@pickyourbones

YOU AND LAZY SHARE ISSUES, TO SOME EXTENT, BUT OF THE TWO... YOU’RE A WHOLE NOTHER BALL OF WAX.

YOU’RE FUCKING BORING. YOU CAN TAKE A CONVERSATION AND PIONEER IT TO BE ALL ABOUT YOURSELF. THIS MAGICAL POWER RESIDES DEEP WITHIN YOUR ASSBONE TO THE POINT THAT YOU CAN LITERALLY TAKE THE MOST DRAMATIC OF MOMENTS AND TURN IT INTO A WALLOW-FEST ABOUT HOW IT AFFECTS YOU.

YOU HAVE THE TENDENCY TO RAMBLE LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, TOO!!! LIKE, A WHOLE PARAGRAPH EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEXT ABOUT THE DUMBEST AND MOST INANE SHIT. IT’S AS THOUGH YOU AREN’T SELF-AWARE OF HOW ABSOLUTELY FUCKING ABSORBED YOU ARE IN YOURSELF.

YOU’RE STUPID-- AND, WORST OF ALL, YOU’RE USELESS. YOU TRY AND TRY AND TRY TO HELP, YOU REALLY FUCKING DO, BUT IT’S LIKE YOU’RE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING ABSOLUTELY BEYOND YOUR REACH OR CAPABILITIES, WHEN IT’S THE EASIEST SHIT TO FIX. YOU’RE NEEDY, TOO, SO IT’S BASICALLY LIKE CARING FOR A FUCKING INFANT?? YOU LAY AROUND IN MY GODDAMN ROOM ALL DAY BEGGING FOR ATTENTION OVER TEXT AFTER FUCKING TEXT, CONSTANT AND UNENDING. EVEN WHEN YOU MANAGE TO TRY AND CHIP IN A BIT OF MONEY, YOU MANAGE TO FUCK IT UP COMPLETELY. FIND YOUR FUCKING SPINE AND STOP WALLOWING, YOU PIECE OF CRAP.

THANKS FOR THE BUCK$$$

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@just-a-lazybones

YOU’RE LAZY. YOU’RE SELFISH, YOU’RE ILL-MANNERED, AND HONESTLY, YOU’RE A FUCKING BORE TO BE AROUND. YOU’RE DULL AND UNEXCITING, AND CONVERSATIONS WITH YOU CAN FEEL LIKE TRYING TO PULL A METAL-TOOTH BRUSH THROUGH COTTON CANDY.

NOT ONLY ARE YOU AS FUCKING DULL AS A SACK OF BRICKS, BUT YOUR DULL BULLSHIT AIR IS CONTAGIOUS-- SOMETIMES, I CAN PHYSICALLY FEEL MY HEART SLOWING DOWN AND MY MIND COMING TO A CRAWL WHEN FORCED TO HANG OUT WITH YOU. WHEN YOU AREN’T BEING BORING, YOU’RE EITHER FUCKING DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS, LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING NO LIFE PIECE OF SHIT, OR YOU’RE DOING SOME KIND OF SELF-DEPRECIATE COMEDY THAT HITS LIKE A PENNY TO THE OCEAN. YOU’RE MISERABLE EVEN THOUGH YOU’VE HAD YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE HANDED TO YOU. YOU’RE DULL EVEN THOUGH YOU COULD BE DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANTED. YOU’RE HOLDING YOURSELF BACK, AND YOU’RE FUCKING USELESS. LIKE A GODDAMN SLOW-MOTION TRAINWRECK, CONSTANTLY.

AND, BEST OF ALL, YOU SEEM TO THINK THAT REMEMBERING RESETS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO SOMEONE! LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKING PRIVILEGED ASSHOLE?? HAVE YOU EVER EVEN FUCKING SUFFERED IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE, OR DO YOU JUST SCRAPE BY ON THE SEAT OF YOUR PANTS AND WHINE EVERY FUCKING LIVING SECOND ABOUT IT JUST TO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO?????

THANKS FOR THE G BITCH. I’M OUT

#!TEXT POST #!COMMISSION

PAY ME TO FIGHT

.......YOU, OR YOUR ENEMIES, OR FRIENDS!

25 G FOR A LOW GRADE GENERIC INSULT ONLINE OR A SLAP

50 G FOR A SERIOUS ONE OR A PUNCH

100 G FOR A WELL-WRITTEN INSULT DETAILING WHAT A FUCKING FAILURE YOU/THEY ARE; OR A NO-HP-DOWN PHYSICAL FIGHT

200 G TO GET INTO A FIGHT AND SERIOUSLY HARASS THEM OR BRING UP AN AWKWARD ISSUE-- OR TAKE A GOOD QUARTER TO HALF OF THEIR HP

500 G TO INFORM SOMEONE YOU’RE BREAKING UP AND TELL THEM HOW BAD THEY ARE AT EVERYTHING, OR A NEAR-TO-THE-DEATH FIGHT

1000 G FOR ASSASSINATIONS.

+5 G CHARGE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS; DISCOUNT IF YOU CAN PROVIDE ACTUAL MATERIAL FOR ME TO WORK WITH UP TO 25%. FRIENDS ARE HALF OFF TO FREE!!!!!

#!TEXT POST #SIGNAL BOOST ME.#!COMMISSION

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hello all ive decided to open commissions to help me earn a bit of money for school supplies and necessities, not to mention that the most expensive holiday of the year is approaching ;; i have still not received my bursary im supposed to be given by school yet and its 2 months into the new school year, so im not holding out hope of getting it anytime soon. i would very much appreciate if you would consider commissioning me or even just signal boosting!

extra details under cut!

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