KLUE AND HIS SO
are you ready for some klue and fox nonsense are u really
Gives nose/forehead kisses
KLUE ALRIGHT he’s so affectionate and Fox just eats it up man. And if Klue’s with one of his other partners he’s the same way, someone restrain this man he’s going to forehead kiss EVERYONE no matter how tall or short they are.
Gets jealous the most
Fox likes to be the centre of attention, but he’s also kinda greedy. Klue does get jealous but it’s mostly in reaction to him thinking terrible things about himself whereas Fox just wants all the things please give them to him he wants to be the star.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Both of them, but for different reasons. Klue doesn’t really drink anymore, mostly b/c he’s worried about brain damage compounded by alcohol abuse. He has enough trouble as it is, and he doesn’t need to be drunk to call Foxoe at like six in the morning going “okay so basically I’m lost.”
Takes care of on sick days
Fox is a caring person, and nobody really believes that which is SAD. Klue relies on him pretty heavily at first, and it’s a little easier for them all as more people are added to the circle of People What We Trust and Also Sometimes Bang. Love’s an open thing, and it makes looking after each other easier.
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
KLUE WILL BODILY PICK FOXOE UP AND THROW HIM AND HIS DESIGNER SWIMWEAR INTO THE WATER AND DIVEBOMB AFTER HIM.
Gives unprompted massages
Fox, which klue fucking loves but they’re both warriors, and Klue has learned to ask before touching Foxoe b/c a shiv to the neck is a bad thing. Foxoe’s good at his job, he’s good at most things he does first time. he’s surprisingly private for someone that open.
Drives/rides shotgun
Klue drives, mostly b/c he likes being in control of the things he can be in control of. Also, opening and closing doors for Fox gives him a strange satisfaction.
Brings the other lunch at work
Foxoe! When they’re working together they take lunchbreaks together which is sort of horribly cute. Fox ends up running a lot of stuff, but he still finds the time to be that kind of considerate. It’s one of the things Klue adores about him.
Has the better parental relationship
AHAHAhahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tries to start role-playing in bed
They both do! It’s fun, and Fox looks KILLER in a skirt.
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Klue can’t dance for shit. well no that’s a lie. He can dance just fine, but he doesn’t really care what people think of him when he does it, whereas Foxoe is actually TALENTED at that shit and Klue’s just like YEAH MY ARMS GO EVERYWHERE HAVE FUN WITH THAT.
Still cries watching Titanic
KLUE. no fronting. Klue. Klue sobs like a fucking CHILD it’s embarrasing.
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Foxoe likes to MATCH okay it’s not just him being picky. And when they go with their extended circle of people what we fuck and also love, it’s GROUP COSTUMES (that twell refuses to wear) and usually Klue’s missing a shirt.
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Klue actually. He thinks that Foxoe deserves nice things, and Foxoe thinks that yes, he does deserve nice things, so Klue likes to spoil him rotten.
Makes the other eat breakfast
They eat together when their schedules line up. It’s a thing. Breakfast, lunch and dinner together is actually a rare treat.
Remembers anniversaries
NOT KLUE. Well, actually no that’s a lie also because he writes EVERYTHING down and sets reminders for things but again, his idea of a milestone might be different to fox’s. He carved the man’s name into his arm ok it’s a MESS.
Brings up having kids
.....well.













