#!lisa

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@isoremxru​ from here:

“How many men have ya scammed so far?”

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Even without her trusty swimsuit calendar, Lisa knew what day it was and she was sure to not visit empty-handed either. She brought along a modest cake embellished with fresh fruits that the shop owner was sure to accentuate in conversation through the transaction, and a rather racy romance novel hidden underneath the boxed cake just to elicit a reaction from the short visored.

"Happy Birthday Hiyori," she said, handing over her gifts. (isoremxru)

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Hiyori was naturally thrilled to see her family member on this special day. She had somehow, been wrangled into wearing a stupid party hat which she immediately tore off and shoved it at Love, before greeting Lisa. She was staring at the huge, eye-watering cake, glistening with fresh, summer fruits and topped with her name in icing. Hiyori received the gift ecstatically, urged Lisa to take a bite out of it too, until she noted that there was something else underneath the cake.

It felt… heavy?

The short vizard lifted up the cake and then almost promptly dropped it, turning as red as those grapes on her cake. Because underneath the cakebox, there was a very sexy cover of this nude couple and Hiyori was gulping like a fish as she tried to read the title. Her face burned and she turned to Lisa.

“Y-ya.. ya left sommat in there!” She squeaked, making sure not to catch anyone else’s attention. “LISA! This is so racy! I saw everythin’!”

[hiyorisarugaki]

Who are the sexiest people you know???

“Rose and yerself, duh.”

Of course, being sexy did not equate to being... attracted to them. No. her attraction was only limited to one, idiotic baldy.

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📰 Lisa

What is their name?:  LisaRelationship with them?: I’ve known hersince she was a lieutenant and I was a seated officer. I think she was one ofthe few female Shinigami who had been a lieutenant for a very long time, asidefrom Iba-fukutaichou. But she was a bit… less strict. A bit nicer ‘ta me than thelieutenant of the third. She was also pretty chill as far as female Shinigami go.I liked that she didn’t treat me as a weakling and even recommended good books ‘tame when I said I absolutely hated books. She said there wasn’t such a thing asa person that hated books. Just a person that hasn’t found the right one. And y’know…she was right. I ain’t the most confident reader, but she still made me… likethe written word. It helped me impress Hikifune-Taichou loads and I believe ithelped me with improve my writing skills. Baldy Shinji tried ‘ta teach meletters but he never made me love words like Lisa did. We’ve been very closesince then and when I became a lieutenant, she was cool as a cucumber and saidshe knew I’d get it. But she looked… proud of me. I’d never had a girlbe proud of me like that. Lisa was pretty and strong and elegant and I guess Iwanted ‘ta be like her. She never put her foot in her mouth like I do. Haha, Ithink I wanted ‘ta be like her. Still do ‘ta be honest – but that’s impossible.Lisa is intelligent and that helps with… how terrible I have a time putting myanger into words. She knows what’s really bothering me. I think if I had asmidgen of her personality… I might be nice.What do you view them as? (family,friend,other): I don’t knowwhat ‘ta call it. Comrade, sister, family, friend…?? There is no onerelationship that defines us properly. But I view her like… like the brightestsoul I know. She thinks she’s pretty cold and aloof… but that’s mainly a front.And even then, it don’t hide her best self.Do you feel attracted to them in any way?:  She’s strong andbeautiful – who won’t be? But it ain’t a romantic attraction. It ain’t heroworship either… it’s just- Lisa is Lisa, y’know? Like a fuckin’ magnet. What’s one thing you’d like to do with them?: We don’t do manythings together, just the two of us. We sometimes go ‘ta baths together, butLisa can make ya feel uncomfortable very, very quick. People think I’mblunt- wait till ya get Lisa tellin’ ya about who she’d like ‘ta kiss and how.Fuck… never get drunk with her. She’ll make ya admit yer most embarrassing secrets.But I s’pose just hanging out with Lisa is fun even if I get fidgety sittingstill, whilst Lisa can sit in one place for hoooourrs!!  Tell us one memory you have with them.:Ehh… again, got loads’a memories with Lisa. She’s usually eggingme on when I’m beating Shinji black and blue – so she ain’t exactlyinnocent! Haaa!Lisa also filled in a lotta knowledge on sex whenever I needed it. Thanks.Truly grateful. At least she told me stuff in a way that didn’t gross me out. Just prepared mefor my wedding night, y’know?

Anything you’d like to ask them or state to them?If so, say it now, please!:  Please name yer firstborn after me. :D

Okay… on a serious note… uh… what- well… I know why ya had ‘tago back and leave as well. It sucks. It really does… but I hope ya still have somegood days as a captain. I hope ya ain’t lonely or sad. And I don’t want ya ‘tahide it. I’ll kick the ass of anyone that makes ya sad. >( 

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tonbosenshi replied to your post

don’t worry, she’s just his lieutenant and has nothing on you.

“WHO is worried?! She can have that fuckin’ baldy and summon her sunny smiles and flutter around him all day with her big-ass-doe eyes and nice disposition. Bet he’s loving it!”

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Do you think Rose's smile is dangerous and attractive? hm, will i need to invest in bug spray...

“Ya need something stronger than flimsy spray, Lisa. Ya need ‘ta learn some Kido and put up actual barriers around people’s hearts.”

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Sometimes I forget you were the lieutenant of that mad house 12th division. Heart in a jar, huh?

“Ya but it was cause of that madness we still all lived. As for Mayuri… I was against his appointment from the start - but Kisuke was Kisuke those days. Doing whatever the fuck he wanted. Mayuri lacks a lot of things, a functioning caring mechanism for one - - but he is brainy. That baldy won’t keep his heart in a place normal people would.”