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@malaeartes
- P-Perdón... - Estaba tan mareado después de bajar de la montaña rusa que no pudo mantenerse de pie y para no caer de cara al suelo se aferró a alguien más, a pesar de estar pidiendo disculpas no le soltó.
La wea del pairing meme con steve :v lol
put a character in my ask box and I’ll tell you … || Still Accepting
STEVE
My otp: Tony/Steve, dime lo que quieras, pero los sigo shippeando (?) no podré parar (??????)
My most hated pairing The ship I don’t ship: Ninguna :V
My unusual otp: Steve/Guaco porque yes (?)
My brotp/friendship otp: EL SIN SQUAD POR SUPUESTO, also el kinksame squad (??????)
Character headcanon: Todos sus fluidos son salados as fuck! Porque todos se derivan de la sal que lleva por dentro xD so todo lo que es que si saliva, lágrimas, sudor, vómito, pis, semen, TODO es salado, hella salado y casi todo del mismo color; blancusco.
An image that shows how I feel about the character:
Tell me :)))
Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer… || Still Accepting
If you snuck into my room I would:
[ X ] Go back to sleep [ X ] Kick you out[ ] Cuddle with you [ ] Be like “How in the world?”[ ] Let you sleep on the floor [ ] Become angry[ ] Share bed with you [ X ] Ask you for something more (If he’s in the mood)
If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:
[ X ] Kiss or hug you back [ ] Smile and laugh[ ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable [ ] Push you away[ ] Be shocked [ ] Strike you[ ] Let you do whatever you want with me [ ] Scream and run away
If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:
[ ] No [ ] Yes [ ] Most certainly not. [ ] Without hesitation [ ] I need to know you first [ X ] Maybe
You are:
[ ] Cute [ ] Adorable [ ] Attractive [ ] Beautiful[ ] Okay [ ] Ugly [ ] Am not going to grace this with an answer[ ] Pretty [ X ] Sexy [ ] Irresistible [ X ] Handsome
You are to me a:
[ ] Stranger [ ] Acquaintance [ X ] Ally[ X ] Friend [ ] Love [ ] Rival [ ] Enemy [ X ] Friend with benefits [ ] Someone I trust[ ] Possible romantic interest [ X ] Like Family
I find you to be:
[ ] Pathetic [ X ] Off no consequence [ ] Intriguing [ ] Frightening [ ] Unsettling [ ] Annoying [ ] Infuriating [ ] Pleasant company [ X ] Comforting [ ] Unable to be lived without [ ] Trustworthy[ ] Fascinating [ ] Untrustworthy [ X ] Interesting
Ⓐ :v
Send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours: || Still Accepting
⊰« Steve »⊱
⊰« @the-salty-king »⊱
ATTRACTIVENESS:
repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ― attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words
PERSONALITY:
grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ― aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ― charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ― unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible
HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.
not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex
LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:
never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ― neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend
FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:
i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them -- I admire them
CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:
i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them
HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:
worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed
(no se si llegó el otro ask porque mi Internet es basura) of the nsfw Steve (porque yo también soy basura)
[NSFW] put a name in my inbox and my muse will answer: || Still Accepting
@the-salty-king
((Mi internet también es basura (?))
How interested they are in having sex with them: A lot, they’re really curious about that sexy salero.How much they would pay (or have to be paid) to have sex with them: I doubt Dylan’d pay, they don’t have any money (?)If they would rather bottom or top them: Bottom.How good they think they would be: For some reason Dylan thinks Steve is pretty good at sex???? So yeah, really good.If they’d prefer kitchen counter, wall, or shower sex with them: Counter and wall. Let’s say that Dylan doesn’t like to take showers. And they can’t (????)If they’d fuck, have sex, or make love: Have sex. They don’t know Steve that much, so it’d be just sex.If they were going to make it a threesome, the third person they’d pick: Anyone, honestly, Dylan’s open to have sex with anyone.If they think there’s ever a possibility that it would happen: Sure, why not? Even though they’re sure Steve is with that toothbrush, so for now maaaaaaaybe they don’t want to get in troubles. But if it happens, I’m sure Dylan won’t say no.
ocs playing pokemon go:
Antoinette -- only plays when she’s reminded of it/remembers she has it on her phone. Probably at level 6. Team Mystic.
Emil -- doesn’t play, but encourages Antoinette while she's catching Pokemon. Catches pokemon for Antoinette when she gets frustrated.
Timantha -- is almost always playing, dedicates days to wandering around the city to catch Pokemon. Catches anything, and everything. Level 12. Team Valor.
Steve -- plays in a group, along with Blue and Magenta. Names all of his Pokemon. Refuses to evolve his Eevee. Level 10. Team Instinct.
Little Mac: Doesn't play. He just knows he likes Himonchan.
Steve, actual cinnamon roll, Stripe facts:
Based of Steve from Blue’s Clues in a modern era
Works as a Criminal Sketch Artist/Detective along side his best friend Blue
Would be a Pre-K/Kindergarden teacher, the teacher who would always sing and always carries his guitar. Probably left a lasting impression on all of his students.
Has not had his first kiss, and still a virgin and he’s honestly okay with it. Romance really isn’t his priority right now.
Loves ballroom dancing, probably goes to all the dance workshops at his local rec center. His favorites are Swing and Foxtrot.
Incredibly skilled at guitar, can learn a song by ear. He fairly fond of the Spanish Guitar.
Never give him caffeine or sugar, it effects him really easily and he talks pretty fast as is. Would have a HUGE crash afterwards. He likes green tea more, cause it has the word green in it.
Hogwarts House would be Hufflepuff
Has always worn glasses as a kid
Steve was bullied, but he has such a natural optimism that it honestly never bothered him. So, eventually a lot of the bullies stopped or he actually befriended them.