“As a goth-vampire type dude who hung out with goths at the club every week for seven years in the 90s, this was not it. This is an impression of one, and she looks like she's trying. (Made worse by the fact that she isn't like this otherwise, as we've seen in the recent releases.) It was/is a lifestyle, and I feel like she's just using it like a costume.”
Agree. Seems like she’s just larping as the edgy girl with “weird” interests. During one of the Wednesday press interviews she said that sheʼs watching Taxidermy videos and working on a bird. Just sounds like bullshit to look more like Wednesday. Taxidermy takes time, especially for a beginner. She wouldnʼt have the time for it since sheʼs been filming a movie, doing photoshoots, interviews, red carpets, coked out press tours for trash like HUT and now the Wednesday doom tour. I know she posed with a Taxidermy book, but that was on set for Wednesday. Or when she suggested that Wednesday would watch Scientology videos. She comes off as such a try hard lately and all the “weird” things she says and her bleached eyebrows feel like cosplay. Just corny and lame. Maybe her team told her to change her look and say edgy things to distract from her recent flop movies.
Oh, I know about taxidermy.
I have my own tiny collection (I have two mice) and an old taxidermy book that I posted here before as a "book found amongst Val Kinbott's possessions" (and this will be mentioned in fic sometime):
It takes a lot of work/time and she doesn't have time for that shit (if she does, she's lying to us again about being too busy for important shit; plus if she has time for this, she has plenty of time to post like Melissa does about her views/humanitarian stuff ).
This was the first piece I bought a few years ago. I also have a tiny squid in a jar (that's next to the American Beauty mouse). My other mouse is this:
It's the one I was bringing home when I got bashed. Trust me when I say I protected it with my life even though the dude was tryna lift me by my pants/boxers (still have those, they have rips in them) and I was on the ground/he was kicking me in the head. The bag was in my hand and I held it out from my body so he wouldn't stomp on it.
Bought them both well before Wednesday aired because I like taxidermy, and wanted to start my own little collection, which I did but then I haven't been back to that Menagerie since 2019/the bashing. PTSD I guess. 😕 Plus the pandemic happened and blah blah blah.
Anyway, as for the time it takes, yes, it does take time. You have to understand anatomy, study the preservation techniques (skinning, fleshing, salting, mounting), have all the tools (which is probably the easy part for her, since she's got plenty of money), learn about the state and federal wildlife regulations, learn proper sourcing (where you get the dead animals), AND...you gotta also have artistic skills towards realism. It takes talent towards sculpting, posing, and painting, among other things (and we saw how shitty her clay self-portrait was), otherwise you end up with Bad Taxidermy.
It's a patience and precision thing, something that a busy ass starlet/the Tim Burton It Girl does not have.
Anyway, it's also insulting to Wednesday that she said that Wednesday would waste her time watching cult videos. Gremlin joked about that shit but $cientology is horrible, and has killed people/harassed people/sued the Hell out of people just because they could. It's nothing but a scam that a gross, fat fuck wife beater (he beat her unconscious and then kidnapped her and their daughter when she wanted to leave him, tried to have her silenced in mental institution, and threatened to kill her and himself) cooked up to make money. Literally all that it is, and Wednesday is above such brainwashing garbage (hopefully no one's tried to hook the Gremlin into it because if she ever, she's fucking cooked, as you kids say). I hope she isn't dumb enough to fall for any of that shit, but those fuckers are all about hooking naïve kids when they're young.
Her team is sucking with guidance. I'm betting they're all enablers and Yes Men/People. She needs a better manager. Maybe a whole ass new team. But she also needs to LET herself be guided by better voices but then whining in interviews how fame is just so hard
...I really can't wait until this Wednesday shit is over.













