dear dad,
“SEND ME ONE “DEAR—” // status: always accepting
dear dad,
the day you “adopted” me was probably one of the worst days of your life, huh? i remember because at first you treated me like a baby, but now you’re calling me satan and grounding me every other time i speak. tsk, tsk. shame on you. but anyways, you and i are very similar in a lot of freaky ways, especially since we are definitely not blood related. it really does feel like we’re father and daughter though at some points. for an old man, you’re pretty funny and you care. we both been having bad days recently, but i just wanted to let you know that your brat of a daughter will always be here for you in case you wanted to lay in a coffin or something. i love you lots, dad- even if i’m a brat 25/8.
sincerely,
jayoung.