#;*

[procrastinationstationxx]

gf who uses your cock as a stim toy

[facetimebuddies]

'eddie doesn't put on pants b4 letting buck in bc he's comfortable w/ him seeing him however he is' that is soo true however important to note he DOES fix his hair before answering the door. he DOES straighten his collar. he makes himself look cute, THEN he answers the door - @gayeddieagenda

[subjectivemortality]

@br455

Hi baby 🖤☀️

[commander--wake]

is pyrrha the same as austin powers. answer wisely

i can't believe i had to get slapped in the face with this when i opened my inbox this eventide. you're really a guerrilla fighter on the psychic battleground

no she's not and here's why

was alive in a brain for 10 000 years instead of frozen in a cryo chamber for however many

gets women by lying to them instead of by being sweetly and hornily earnest to them

is a sardonic stud instead of a queeny swinger

the sex she has is slapstick gore instead of slapstick sex romp

(closes wikipedia tab) she would never claim that a penis pump is not hers

i rest my case

[thewayfarersinn]

😘

[lightasthesun]

CC-2224 falls on a backwater planet somewhere in the outer rim and doesn't get back up.

CC-2224 The Commander doesn't know how he got here, much less what he's doing in a shiny white armor without the sunburst on his breastplate or the lightsaber clip on his utility belt.

He can barely piece together his own name, but he does know the face looking down on him, even bathed in blue and with more wrinkles than the last time he'd seen him. Even with his hair the colour of freshly fallen snow.

He's achingly familiar with the kindness bestowed upon him through the offering of a hand.

Cody doesn't hesitate to take it.

[gabyshospital]

ur favorite

[aitadjcrazytimes]

lol I'll let u know when we get a position open