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[lalaland-3]

My little brother invented a "dangerous animal" and then proceeded to describe how brutally it would kill, using words like "it'll blow all your bood out through your feet" and "it will give you measles" and then he ended the conversation with "don't worry though. They're almost extinct in Egypt! But there's 191 of them in wales so don't go there." He's seven. I didn't even know he knew what wales was.

[sillyruthie]

What a inch resting guiro lizard... /j

I actually humanized em before back in... Probably 2022-2023

What a silly lizard

[bobardo]

one more paper and i’m free

[luna-the-cretar]

Kratos 🤝 Atreus

Being attracted to a giant-kin woman who can beat his ass

[boolger]

Mmm something something the task force 141 gets a tip that a kortac member has gone rogue after a mission with some important weapon informations, supposedly kidnapping a random medic - reader - then going off grid.

When they finally find out where König’s hiding place is, they’re ready to break in and take down the giant. But when they kick in the door to the cabin in the mountains, they realise that they’re too late. König is already dead. Very dead, in fact. Several knives are sticking out of his half covered head and the blood around him is dry.

You appear with a cup of coffee and an annoyed look, telling them that you thought they would never turn up, but that you would like a lift home.

[lehcehezce]

update:

the trip to prague was very cool. i took a photo like depeche mode did and also obviously, the fll czech open was pretty nic,e i really liked it! aslo my phone's screen fell off and now i have it taped to my phone w canvas tape because i didn't find clear tape. i mean yes it's not gonna be there permanently, but i need smth to hold the screen until it gets fixed

[devilfated]

something something, sometimes drama does need to be aired out publicly. something something, not all of it is some petty vague post because someone dared to write the same muse as you. something something, being an adult actually means confronting people sometimes