my muses as john mulaney quotes:
penny:
adrian:
dove:
mickey:
mary:
seen from Australia
seen from Morocco
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from Poland
seen from China
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Portugal
seen from United States
seen from United States
my muses as john mulaney quotes:
penny:
adrian:
dove:
mickey:
mary:
You know I talk too much
Honey, come put your lips on mine and shut me up
We could blame it all on human nature
Stay cool, it's just a kiss
Oh, why you gotta be so talkative?
I talk too much, we talk too much
What each of my muses would have as your contact name in their phone 📱
( i’m bored so i’m shit posting)
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Liberty and Adrian are equally bad for each other. Whether it is talking the other in to skipping away from their diet for food (usually Liberty causing this one) or daring the other to do stupid shit (definitely drunk), they make bad decisions around each other but it doesn’t stop them.
These two are more than happy to go out drinking just by the selves. They usually end up splitting off half way through the night and not seeing each other for a few hours with no real story of where they’ve been or what they’ve been doing.
When Adrian left for a while, Libby actually missed him. She wouldn’t actually confess that but she did miss him and didn’t know what to do with herself when she was bored.
At some point (and Liberty does keep telling him this), she plans to take Adrian with her to New Orleans during Mardi Gras so they can eat and party during the carnival.
@tewwor hey :)
The kitchen is almost clean after dinner by the time Gene’s calling foor him from the living room; Adrian drops the rest of the dishes in the sink -- he really can’t be bothered -- and makes his way to the other room, at this point all three voices calling out for him and when he walks in, he’s greeted by three smiles. Ade walks over to the couch and picks up Robbie only to take his place sitting at Gene’s side.
“Sorry buddy but this is dad’s seat,” he tells the three year old as he settles the boy in his lap; he looks at Gene as the man tries to find a cartoon for the kids and, well, consequently for them to watch, even though the kids probably won;t sit through more than half an hour of it. Ade leans back in his seat and starts making faces at his son which earns him a solid couple of laughs. Billy is on the other side of Gene, busy toying with a book.
“If you play the minion movie I’m going to literally dropkick you in the face,” Adrian tells Gene and he’s absolutely, one hundred percent serious.
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed (b-nerd)
@yaint-yont
( ✉ → sms ) why are you sending me texts from the kitchen( ✉ → sms ) im literally in the other room( ✉ → sms ) and i know ur pissed i can hear you
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me (oh but also like. bnerd)
@yeehaw-yall
( ✉ → sms ) that you’re an asshole( ✉ → sms ) i mean i was right