#;banter

[dirthara-an]

"You know... the fancy, curled tails on actias dubernardi serve no aerodynamic purpose. If anything, they even hinder the moth in its flight. Some theories suggest, however, that they do still serve a survival purpose. They are useful to deflect the echo-location of bats, their natural predators. So, these mesmerizing beautiful accessories essentially serve to distract those, who want them harm."

The old god carefully adjusted the cuffs of his sleeves.

"It is well and good to keep a low profile, d'alen. But in some instances, being flashy is more effective to avoid being truly seen."

[a-sanguine]

Shien: "If you swallowed living worms.... is it still considered food... or are you considered a can of worms?"

[dxeguboyyy]

Jimin keeps singing seven so i've decided to join. @busankittyjm

[merchantofwhispers]

"It could be fun, we could auction you off for charity."

"-And what charity is that, Minny? What poor soul could possibly benefit?"

"Me."

[merchantofwhispers]

"I remember being very young and running to the lake near town. I used to sit out there with my feet in the water wishing a strange fae would take me away into their world, make me their queen."

"I also wanted someone to take you away. Unfortunately for the both of us you're still very much here."

[dirthara-an]

"Did you know that giraffes are mostly homosexual? About 90% of all observed sexual behavior between giraffes is homosexual behavior."

[dirthara-an]

pls more funny banter with Dirthamen and Solas

lmao what did prompt that, nonny? I haven't posted any banter in a while on here. But since you asked so nicely... 🤣

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(placed in Dirthamen's Inquisition-verse, where he takes on the alias "Souveri")

Souveri: So, you had a nice dream, I heard? Solas: I don't know, what you are talking about. Souveri: Oh, don't play innocent with me! Whisking her away to a romantic liaison in her dreams... I know how these things go. I've been dancing the dance, long before you even figured out how to walk. Solas: -sighs- Souveri: Still, you should not forget to properly court her in the waking world as well. No dream can compare to the comforting weight of a warm- Solas: We are not having this conversation! Souveri: -clicks his tongue- Tea, Da'Fen. I was suggesting, you invite her to a cup of tea. Whatever were you thinking about? Solas: -disgusted noise-