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jason ft. baby chuck thing:
he just sits inside jason’s hoodie sometimes while jason does his homework. he just sits n chews on his toys and occasionally jason gives him a staple to eat bc apparently coach thinks they’re an excellent source of iron
Avery has definitely cheated on Josiah. Are we even sure any of those are his kids?
I think it’s time for a trip to the Maury Show, better yet, Jerry Springer. I want to see someone get the crap beat out of them. I mean, if you’re a complete whore how can you expect to know all the names of you baby daddies? Might as well just sum it all up into one. Like Kanye West once said, ‘18 years, 18 years, and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his.’ Have fun playing house why you can, just make sure your girl over there doesn’t spread her legs for anyone else. And if you’re not a punk, holla we want prenup.
Are we sure Maddi isn't just a 12 year old posing as a college student so the gymnastics team can win? It's either that or she's on some seriously growth-stunting hormones.
She does look a lot like a prepubescent child. It fits Lena’s type, too. Move on toddlers and tiaras, it’s time for the real queen to show you what’s up. If she really is taking some hormones, maybe she can give us the name of her Doctor Feelgood. If he’s hopping her up on drugs to keep her Forever 7, then I’m sure he’d be more than willing to hook up some of the drug addicts that call Vanderwood their home. Chin up, Maddie! You’re a real life Peter Pan! Just hope someone doesn’t decide to play Captain Hook and snuff you out.
Fights, hooking up. What's with these Vanderwood people?
Can you blame them? What else would you do when half of them are pregnant and the other half are in a boring ass relationship with absolutely no relevancy to this world whatsoever? This place is filled with nothing but half-assed, trailer trash, free-loaders who would jump at the opportunity to be in the Vanderwood spotlight without even looking back. Hell, I’m surprised someone isn’t dead yet.
aj's not dying. this is just a secret life he's been living and has to go back to his real identity soon, so he's decided to fake a death to make it easier.
Sounds accurate enough. I don’t buy there’s anything actually wrong with him. Poor kid couldn’t find anyone to stay more than a night, so he faked an illness, hoping the universe would take pity and send someone to show him an ounce of affection. And what do you know? Chuck comes hopping in a few weeks later. For someone so fatally ill, there seems to be a sufficient lack of symptoms. In fact, he almost seems to have more energy than he did before. We’ll go with the secret life theory. Things are so boring around here, it’s the only thing that’s peaked my interest all day.
I've heard Aria's got the ABCs of STDs and that's why she's such a bitch all the time.
We’ll just add that to her list of flaws. Are we meant to be keeping track because I’m sure we’ve made it to the hundreds already, haven’t we? Anyways, I’m not surprised. The lengths this girl has to go through to get someone to pay attention to her, if only just for a night. She probably collects the STD’s like trophies, fondly remembering each pitiful one-night stand where she had to imagine it was another person just to get through the act. The girls get to be Crystal and the boys get to be Quentin. Luckily they’re both starring in the school production. They’ve played so many parts already.
