So many mortals and so little time.
Hypnos wondered how Morpheus did it- how the little boy who walked beside him quietly could create dreams for every human in the world out of his imagination. His son was effectively blind and kept his eyes closed permanently, and Sleep had guessed it was an effort to remain dreaming even while awake. The work load would have made the older god give up on humans long ago, but Dream didn't seem to mind. The child didn't need help, in any case, refusing his two younger brothers' offers to help with the regular dreams instead of their assigned duties.
Truly it was a staggering amount of responsibility and though his son was only a couple thousand years younger than he was, Hypnos felt an iota of pride at the boy's abilities. And of course, the option to play around in mortal's dreams was just too good to be true.
This particular dream was quite boring, to begin with. The sky and ground were reversed, so that the ocean crashed above them and clouds moved sedately below. Bridges from building to building were everywhere, replacing the sidewalks of the real world that would have fallen into the empty abyss. Every few seconds, spray from the rough waters above would crash to the ground and soak some unlucky human who happened to be passing by- some ran through the streets, in hopes of avoiding this, and some dressed in ponchos or carried umbrellas.
It was nothing special- Morpheus had created this landscape countless times- and as Sleep relaxed on the deck of one of the sky ships, he found himself bored by the display. He'd spent so much time cavorting through mortal dreams that the fantastic scenery no longer inspired him; when you'd seen enough of the wonderful and impossible, they became merely the ordinary and probable. What kept the god's interest in traveling through mortal dreams was the prospect of playing with the humans he found. In the real world, they were irritating enough, but here they were so absolutely sure of themselves and their subconscious that it was his pleasure to play around and show them just how much control they really had.
"It's my mind, you can't hurt me in here!"
The ability to manipulate the world was one of his favorite things and if he could bring his brother into dreams with him, Hypnos would probably never return to the waking world.
A rustling disturbed his reverie and the god looked to see his son on edge, standing with his fists clenched and feet wide. Bracing himself for something.
"What is it?" Sleep rose from the deck chair he'd been lounging on, searching for whatever could have set the child on edge. They were invincible in dreams- invincible in the outer world too, but not like this- and it was rare to see his son react to anything.
A voice resounded in his head.
-Intruder. I did not bring them.-
What? Someone else with the ability to walk into dreams?
-I retain control. But I cannot expel them.-
It was a split second before Hypnos react, digesting what Dream was telling him. Laughter bubbled from behind his lips, giggles and guffaws as he registered exactly what Morpheus' words meant. If the small god still retained control, then this intruder would be theirs to play around with. He couldn't seriously harm them, of course, but Sleep had enough experience to know how to change any dream into someone's worst nightmare. And now he had two playthings!
Whirling his son up into his arms, the god danced around for a moment, letting his joy and anticipation overtake rational thought. Interesting things were so important to him- they happened so rarely, after eons of time, and they were things to be savored fully.
"Take me there!" Hypnos commanded the boy, still carrying him easily in one arm. Dream nodded and the world around them blurred, streaking like lines of paint with oil thrown over the canvas. It righted itself to deposit the two gods in front of the DreamWalker, and Hypnos inspected them casually. It hardly occured to him that the father and son duo must have made a sight: a scrawny teenager in baggy sweats and an over-sized hoodie, holding a child who wore nothing but a piece of cloth wrapped around his middle.
"Well hello! Very nice to meet you!"