Apr 26
"I can't fucking believe I have to say this but: *BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SLEEP*!"
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"I can't fucking believe I have to say this but: *BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR SLEEP*!"
“It’s that time of year again~ Time for garlands of holly and mistletoe, warm fires and hot cups of cocoa and of course...”
“Internet videos of angry shoppers getting into fistfights over the last Tackle-Me Minotaur for their snot-nosed brats~ It’s Saturnalia season, baby!”
“I have a slight confession to make. I never learned how to skate at all. This entire time I’ve just been faking it by floating just above the ground to make it look like I am.”
Hera is currently in her bedroom holding her head in her hands after a particularly disastrous Mother's Day brunch with her family. She loves all her children and half-children but they were trying at the best of times.
Mood. Still keeps getting called ‘Tetris’ by Vox and Valentino.
“No! No the internet is not ‘just for porn’, you’re just a small minded pervert!”
“Hey there everyone! Persephone here to remind you all to have a lovely Earth Day!”
“And to all the corporations and ultra rich who actively work to hurt the environment and the planet for profit…”
“*I have a special layer of Tartarus reserved for aaaaall of you*~”
" 'Hell's Next Top Qu-' "
"*ARE THOSE FUCKERS TRYING TO DO MATCHMAKE WITHOUT ME*?!"