THOMAS AND HOKU FOR THE SHIP MEME PLS <3
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Rate the Ship - LET’S FUCKING DO IT
How long will they last? - Until Lucille loses her shit, probably
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - HMMMM
How was their first kiss? - Awkward, most likely.
Who proposed? - Hoku’s dad
Who is the best man/men? - There were the standard needed two witnesses, and that’s it
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Kalapana
Who did the most planning? - It just happened
Who stressed the most? - Both of them, lbr. Thomas cause fuck, he doesn’t really wanna murder his hot supple new wife, Hoku cause fuck, gotta leave the island, don’t really wanna leave the island
How fancy was the ceremony? - 3 Not all that much; Hoku did wear white, though
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - No one really was
Who is on top? - Thomas... at least until Hoku can figure out what the hell she’s doing
Who is the one to instigate things? - Hoku; Thomas is rather... British
How healthy is their sex life? - Uh... u should be asking how healthy their relationship is tbh
How kinky are they? - Might try some butt stuff and toys
How long do they normally last? - A while, unless interrupted
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Heck yes
How rough are they in bed? - The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public
How many children will they have naturally? - fucking 7 fiGHT ME LUCILLE
How many children will they adopt? -Animals
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -Hoku
Who is the stricter parent? -Thomas, probably, given how Hoku was free to run wild in her youth
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? -Thomas; Hoku is right there with them
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? -Hoku
Who is the more loved parent? -...Hoku. Simply because I think Thomas would hold himself... back. Given his childhood and how HIS father and mother were...
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Hoku, as Thomas has to work
Who cried the most at graduation? - Hoku; she’s a big baby when it comes to her kids growing up
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Both of them. Thomas would try and actually do it the legal way. Hoku would try and sneak them away.
Who does the most cooking? - Hoku, when Lucille lets her
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Hoku “the fuck is this???” lani
Who does the grocery shopping? - Lucille mostly, but Hoku does as well
How often do they bake desserts? - All the time, once Hoku get’s control of the kitchen
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Hoku tries
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Thomas after Lucille accidentally on purpose ruins their dinner
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Thomas; you’re a man, get out of here
Who cleans the room? - Have you actually seen Adderdale Hall? But once Hoku moves in, shit is getting scrubbed
Who is really against chores? - Lucille, because that is for servants
Who cleans up after the pets? - Hoku, as she’s the one who brought the cat
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Lucille and Thomas, ironically
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - the Sharpes
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Hoku, which Lucille promptly stole
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Hoku; she doesn’t like England’s cold
Who takes the dog cat out for a walk? - Kalapana does what she wants
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They haven’t really, until Hoku moves in
What are their goals for the relationship? - To.. not die? Probably
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Hoku
Who plays the most pranks? - yoU MEAN MURDER
