#;iori

[astystole]

🖤💗 ; two vampire besties ft. @magbay's new liners

[eranthiss]

@traveling-trainers replied

Iori: "Apparently it's a 'high octane' sparkling water flavored with lemon and lavender."

"So.... purple gatorade, got it."

[astystole]

so, a vengeful heart-eater and an all-seeing witch walk into a bar wearing @sentate's spite collection...

[eranthiss]

@luckykatstravels actually stunlocked iris for a bit

Iori: "What about the other two? Hydrapple are 7 organisms working together, with 2 of the 6 lesser syrpents taking turns as the tails in shifts."

"Co-op and Iceland are tails."

That's also incorrect.

[eranthiss]

Iori: "You know, they make a spray for wooden furniture that makes it taste absolutely rancid to pokemon prone to chewing on or eating wood." They suggest, producing a can of the spray in question. "No residue, no scent, just a foul taste."

@luckykatstravels Iori is trying their best to help. The lizard doesn't care.

"Yeah, we actually use that stuff already, on basically everything wooden. Arkē just doesn't care. She only seems to be doing this for the stuff downstairs, though."

[eranthiss]

💋 Iori has no idea what they're here for

@luckykatstravels

The first 5 Asks to send 💋 get a kiss 1/5

"Oh - Hey, Iori-" Iris leans up, and does that weird "quick kiss on both cheeks" things her aunties keep doing.

"I see Arceus hasn't gotten you yet."

[eranthiss]

Iori is here to rescue Iris from the icy bean, taking the snom and placing it on their own head.

@luckykatstravels ;iori

Noncommittal groan.

Phew.