#;minion

[mxgiana-blog]

um, can you get that MINION out of my FACE, please, ma’am? thanks. || morgiana & cynthia

galeforxe

          Morgiana sighed, looking at the menu in the Mcdonalds with contempt. She hated the minions, and how they had taken over basically everything with their weird brain-washiness. She hated it, and yet, here she was, in Mcdonalds, buying their minion special because they had a sale going on to promote the movie.

                    She hated herself for this.

         As she got her order, and the minion toy that came with stared at her with its falsely ‘cutesy’ eyes, a girl sat in front of her, and Morgiana felt uncomfortable under the eyes of the stranger.

          Staring back, she made a face until she pushed the minion toy towards her, “I’ll give you this minion toy if you stop staring at me, please.”

[sukyvng-blog]

/sits in here and wheezes cause I forgot how to be active/

(/pets your head and wheezes with you/) Shhhhh. It’s okay. I unintentionally forgot too.

[sukyvng-blog]

Well, if you put it that way, then I better start fortifying my room against snowmans huh? Or is it snowmen- /scratches my head before nodding/ It's pointless to die from a weenie really, tsk. /chuckles and shrugs/ I could be a lost soul and scare him I guess? /laughs and mumbles/ Well, I'll be foolish not to listen to my boss huh?

It’s snowmen, you boob. You’ve been hanging around that stupid snowman for too long. His lack of intelligence is rubbing off on you. And not only is it pointless, it’s just really sad and embarrassing. Never let it happen. I’m warning you. (/lifts up her hand and shakes her index finger/) Never. If I’m going to be quite honest it’s just foolish not to listen to me in general. After all, I’m always right.

[sukyvng-blog]

He is pretty weak- /laughs and nods/ He'd just fall and laugh, then try to fall again I suppose- /raises a brow and shrugs with a chuckle/ He might kill me by hugging my face when I sleep and cut off my oxygen supply? He's like threatening in a not threatening way cause of his lack of brains. /laughs before nodding away/ Everything will be in shape again and of course! That's why I've been chosen heh.

If you die by that stupid snowman, I will never forgive you. Do you hear me, Hyuk? Never. Death by Hongbin… That is a pathetic way to die. You wouldn’t even go to hell for that. You’d go nowhere. You’d just go poof. Not even the grim reaper would know what to do with you. (/shakes her head/) I guess that’s why you’ve been chosen. You’re the only one who can keep up with my no matter what ridiculous things I tell you.

[sukyvng-blog]

Okay, go all the way and be optimistic- /pretends to note it down with a chuckle/ I might feel a little pity for him if I don't get killed in my sleep for doing that I suppose, just maybe heh. /laughs and shrugs/ That's why I acknowledge you as my boss really, you know how to run things with an iron fist. /grins with a muse/

Pity is for the week. That stupid snowman doesn’t deserve any of it. If anything, he’ll somehow find a way to think it’s fun and entertaining. And besides, he is too hung up over gaining your love and affection to ever actually kill you in your sleep. I mean let’s get real now. Honglaf is the least threatening person you can ever meet. (/snorts at her own comment and grins back/) Running things with an iron fist is the only way you can get anything done. And this is why you’re my minion. You get me.

[sukyvng-blog]

Damn, that will be hilarious, imagining Ravi hyung, slipping and sliding, maybe even falling as a bonus. /snickers before letting a low hum/ Damn, now I have to be optimistic as well as evil? Talk about multi tasking- /pauses to listen in interest before shaking my head? I'll save the laxatives for when promotions end, can't ruin our stages- /chuckles before mumbling/ Well, I do get ideas from you boss, so it would make sense for my brain to do that without any inspiration.

Oh there’s no doubt there’d be falling. I mean socks against a non carpet floor with do that. It’s be so entertaining to watch. And possibly painful which makes it all the better. But of course you need to be optimistic while being evil! (/huffs and crosses her arms/) I don’t like anything half-assed. I only affiliate myself with the best of the best. Tch. It’s as if everything falls apart when I’m away. You people can’t do anything without me around it seems.

[sukyvng-blog]

Nah, don't wanna give him a reason to continue sleeping instead of practicing- /shakes my head and waves it off before mumbling/ I wonder if they still sell itching powders though, that will be a priceless video to get. /laughs before nodding/ Women can be strong without needing to be manly I think and ah- How can I forget, boss always success. /chuckles sheepishly/

Or this would simply force him to practice with no shoes. Stop being so pessimistic. I taught you better than this. But of course they still that. Go put itching powder in his clothes and while you do that, put laxatives in what he drinks. It’d be a wonderful combination. (/smirks to herself/) Though shame on you for forgetting such a painfully obvious fact. It’s like your brain has shrunk while I was gone.