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'We were both in a bingo Hall, sat across from one another and the number 69 was called so we both said "nice" in unison then laughed' AU

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homelessness plots

Person A sees person B on the street and gives them spare change every day until eventually they offer them their spare room

Person A has been homeless for ages and knows all the best places to get everything they need, Person B was only recently made homeless and asks around for advice

Person A and Person B have been friends for years, Person A is out shopping when they see Person B sleeping rough

Person A has been homeless for a while but now the nights are starting to get too cold so they call on an old friend for help, Person B

Person A and Person B used to be neighbours, Person A loses their house so asks to stay with Person B

Person A and B are both homeless and stick together to keep warm and find food

Person A is homeless but hides it from Person B, Person B eventually finds out and everything makes sense then

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AUs for muses with the same fc

‘My neighbour just said we looked alike and I thought it was exaggeration but holy ducks we’re literally identical’ AU

‘Hey stranger I noticed we look too much alike and basically please let me take pictures with you to confuse my friends/family’ AU

‘I just saw a picture of you on my friend’s social media and holy fish sticks are we clones?’ AU

Muse A accidentally discovers they can step through mirrors. When they do so they find Muse B stood on the over side

Muse A is talking to themself in the mirror one day when their reflection, Muse B, starts talking back. 

Muse A discovers time travel and ends up back in time, meeting their past self, Muse B

Muse A comes from the future and tries to stop Muse B making a mistake

Muse A travels back in time with instructions to kill their past self, Muse B

Muse A is a witch/wizard/mage and is practicing a spell which backfires and splits them in two. One muse is the good side of the personality and one the bad

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One muse is a ghost AUs

Muse A and Muse B were friends/siblings/in a relationship/whatever and Muse A died/was killed. Several years later Muse B is visiting their grave and Muse A takes that moment to announce that they still exist. Just as a ghost

‘You’re that person I saw earlier who walked through the wall, I swear’ AU

Muse A and Muse B have been friends for a short while but Muse A is secretly a ghost, having died years ago (cause up to mun), and feels they need to tell Muse B

Muse A killed Muse B but now Muse B is back as a ghost

Muse A is about to kill Muse B when they (Muse B) announce that they’re already dead

Muse A accidentally killed Muse B/watched them be killed and often sees them around and in dreams but assumes they’re just seeing things and having nightmares caused by their grief and guilt

Muse A works in a store and a customer just walked in. Through the wall

Muse A and Muse B have been getting closer romantically and Muse B tries to surprise Muse A with a kiss but their hand just goes right through Muse A as if they don’t have a physical body

Muse A is visiting a relative/old friend in a graveyard and sees another person near another grave and goes to talk to them. Muse B, the other person, introduces themself as the name on the grave beside them 

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More high school/college AUs

‘Why are you in this classroom after hours and why is your bag open and why are you holding 20 pencils?’ AU

‘You’re usually quiet so I sat next to you in the library to get some studying done but it turns out you’re actually pretty talkative’ AU

‘You just beat up some people who insulted me in the canteen. Uh thanks I guess?’ AU

‘I found you putting a ton of apples in your locker/bag and I have so many questions I don’t know where to start’ AU

‘I just came into the bathroom to fix my hair/shirt/etc and I can see someone sat on the floor inside one of the stalls, are you okay? You haven’t made a sound. Wait are you crying?’ AU

‘You’re the person with the cool stationary, right? Can I borrow your banana pen for my exam because if I’m gonna fail this I’ll fail in style’ AU

‘Can I copy your class notes from this morning because I possibly fell asleep in class because I thought it’d be cool to not sleep last night’ AU

‘Why are you hiding in the art department cupboards?’ AU

‘You sit at the back and always roll your eyes whenever the annoying people open their mouths and I greatly admire you for that’ AU

‘Don’t freak out but I know you’re in the closet about your sexuality and I know high school is the worst place to be LGBT so how about we fake date to keep the straights off our backs?’ AU

‘We have similar names and teachers always confuse us so how about we just become friends?’ AU

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Hitchhiking/roadtrip AUs

'My car broke down up the road and you’re the only one in this gas station, please give me a lift home because I left my wallet and phone in my car’ AU

‘You were passed out at the side of the road so I picked you up and now we’re stopped in a local gas station until I know you’re okay’ AU

‘I wasn’t intending to pick up a hitchhiker but you just launched yourself at my car so I feel giving you a lift is the least I could do after almost hitting you’ AU

‘You said you were giving me a lift back home and I’m sure we’re just driving in circles now. Are you trying to keep me talking to you?’ AU

‘I’m stranded by some random road in the middle of nowhere and I left my phone in my car but thought I could remember my (family member/friend)’s number but it turns out I’ve phoned you so, uh, do you think you could give me a lift home?’ AU

‘I saw you passed out in this heat and didn’t know what to do so I just parked my car and sat by your side. Do you need a lift?’ AU

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‘I know we don’t know each other that well but I urgently need you to pretend to by my girlfriend/boyfriend for my homophobic parents’ AU