#;phone interaction

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

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[ Send a ✣ for my muse to accidentally send a text a to your muse that is about them. ]

txt; i had the weirdest wet dream about stan last night dudetxt; I MEAN LOL JUST KIDDING

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

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[ Send a ✣ for my muse to accidentally send a text a to your muse that is about them. ]

txt; i don’t know dude i personally think kyle would look fucking killer in a miniskirttxt; like way better than you do, anyway

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

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[ Send a ✣ for my muse to accidentally send a text a to your muse that is about them. ]

txt; kyle your little brother has grown up to be a real douchecanoetxt; ah fuck i just sent this to ike didn’t i???txt; well this just in: ur a douchecanoe

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

mapleknightike

[sms; orange tree] THAT WAS A SERIOUS INQUIRY.

txt; according to google yes you can in fact break your dick

txt; if your dick is broken i think im the last person you should txt btw

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

[sms; orange tree] Is it possible to break a dick?

txt; i am so worried about you right now

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

[sms; orange tree] Hey Kenny are you busy? If the answer is "no" can you come over to my place? I need some advice of the "cannot ask Kyle this question" variety.

txt; yeahtxt; i mean no i’m not busytxt; yeah i’m coming overtxt; see you in the shake of a hoe’s ass