#mapleknightike

[princessofpoverty-blog]

Can you tell Firkle I'm not talking to him until he admits that I'm not a hipster? Thanks.

@toxicgoth, this hipster isnt talking to you until you start telling LIES 

(im kidding ike please dont stop inviting me over to your house to eat cool kosher food)

[toxicgoth-blog]

WAIT firk is such a cute name for you I'm calling you firk

I WILL LITERALLY SET YOU ON FIRE

[girl-in-a-grey-coat-archive-blog]

“You look like you could use a hand.”

The girl jumped slightly from hearing the voice of the male. Looking at him couch down to help her pick up her papers, she started to try to pick them up faster. “ I-It’s okay mister! I t-think I got it. “ Krissy quickly chirped, trying to sound polite. She chuckled nervously and scratched the back of her head, continuing to try to pick up the papers that spilled from her bag as fast as she could. “ T-Thanks for your concern though… “

[princessofpoverty-blog]

[sms; the nice mccormick] Hey Karen! Do you have a Halloween costume picked yet? Because if not I was thinking maybe you and me could go as Terrance and Phillip?

[ txt; ike ] I was just planning on wearing what I wore last year but count me in!!![ txt; ike ] Do you call Terrance or Phillip?

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

✣

[ Send a ✣ for my muse to accidentally send a text a to your muse that is about them. ]

txt; kyle your little brother has grown up to be a real douchecanoetxt; ah fuck i just sent this to ike didn’t i???txt; well this just in: ur a douchecanoe

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

mapleknightike replied to your post:What the actual fuck happened while I was gone?

I thought you and Tucker were going to have a Red Racer themed wedding?

Nah, you got it wrong.  Tucker was going to marry his guinea pig and I was supposed to read his Red Racer fanfiction as a speech to commemorate their love.

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

What the actual fuck happened while I was gone?

I made a list of people I wanted to fuck and it really got away from me.

[ohmygodyoukilledme]

Ü //ike walks in on kenny that's what this means right???

[ your muse walks in on my muse naked ]

Kenny paused mid-motion at the sound of the door opening, the towel in his hands (which he had previously been using to dry his hair) went still.  It did nothing to cover him up, and he didn’t seem to care.

“ Haven’t you heard of knocking, dude? ”  He asked with an irritated sigh.