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∀☺⚔

nsfw meme.

∀: Your muse’s favorite position?

Up against the wall with any partner.  He just loves the closeness.

☺: How often does your muse masturbate?

James once skipped all of his morning classes in order to try and relieve himself of a week's worth of pent up frustration.  By the time lunch had rolled around, he'd used up an entire box of tissues and still wasn't sated.

⚔ : Does your muse have any specific kinks?

Giving blow jobs, having his hips bitten, being teased and denied.

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✿☺Á

nsfw meme.

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

James was fourteen the first time he had sex, and he regrets it immensely even to this day.  It was so awful that the girl still avoids him at all costs even three years later, and he feels horrible about the whole encounter.  (He’s gotten much better since then.)

☺: How often does your muse masturbate?

Whenever he gets the chance.  He’s afraid to do it in his dorm because the other boys will hear him, so he usually sneaks away to the Prefects’ bathroom to relieve himself—or one of the hidden rooms on the Marauders’ Map.

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

James was once so loud in the corridor that he upset several of the paintings around him, causing ten points to be docked from Gryffindor and the threat of expulsion to loom over him (very briefly).

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✿ Á ♥

nsfw meme.

✿ : Has your muse ever had sex before?

Several times.  He’s not shy about sleeping around, though he’s calmed down considerably as he’s gotten older.

Á : Is your muse loud in bed?

Unbelievably so.  It doesn’t matter who his partner is, guy, girl, top, bottom—he can’t keep quiet, and always has to use a silencing charm on himself if he’s trying to be sneaky.

♥ : Does your muse like to cuddle after sex? Anything else for aftercare?

He’s not much for cuddling, but he does like to talk with his partner afterwards.  He just doesn’t like the uncomfortable silence that tends to fill the air, and sex means more to him than just discarding his partner once they’ve finished.

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we try to run & change our ｆａｔｅ but time will always catch us in ＤＩＳＧＵＩＳＥ

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Oԋ ɱყ !  Fᴇᴇʟs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ I   ｄｏｎ＇ｔ ｔｒｙ．  Lᴏᴏᴋ sᴏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ I  ｍｉｇｈｔ ｄｉｅ．  AƖƖ ǀ кησω ιѕ:  Everyвody ｌｏｖｅｓ мe.  

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First Date Ideas by James Potter:

Not Madame Puddinfoots/Puddingfoots whatever that bloody place is called

A nice visit to Zonkos where you can educate your date on quality joke items, while also pointing out various items you yourself have used and for what

A small trip to the Three Broomsticks where you can get nice, quality refreshments without the disgusting decoration of Madame Puddingfoots

A daring visit to the ever dreaded shrieking shack where you know is actually where one of your best mates transforms into a werewolf!

Not Madame Puddingfoots

A trip to Honeydukes where you can spend some galleons on your date and get to know what kinds of sweets they like for future reference

A trip to the Forbidden Forest here you've heard rumors of a giant, but loveable, Stag is prowling about (if you can, get separated and transform into said Stag)

Not Madame Puddingfoots

Go to the Quidditch Pitch where the grass is a lovely shade of green and pull out a blanket and enjoy yourselves a lovely picnic with sweets from Honeydukes, butterbeer fro the Three Broomsticks and food from the Kitchen House Elves

Not Madame Puddingfoots

Not Madame Puddingfoots!!!! NEVER. there. It's horrible and the descortation is sickening and its too unoriginal.

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Every night in sixth year, James and Sirius sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight as they go off to bed, singing all the way from entering the common room to their dormitory. It took them a week to get Peter to join; a month and a half for Lupin.