DODGING THEIR KISS HEADCANONS.
MASTERLIST | GENDER NEUTRAL S/O
summary : dodging their kisses as a joke.
characters : hange zoë, annie leonhart, sasha braus, mikasa ackerman, ymir, historia reiss
you were laying on your right side of the bed you shared with your parnter, hange, as they threw themselves next do you, with a small grunt escaping their lips.
after day full of paper work and not being able to see each other since the early morning, because of different duties, hange turned to face you with beaming smile plastered on their face, happy to finally be with you.
as you held back your smile, your lover leaned forward, ready to lovingly kiss you on the lips, but you dodged, and hid your face in the pillow.
furrowing their eyebrows, hange pouted, trying to think of something they could've done to make you act like this. as nothing came into their mind, hange gently placed their hand onto your shoulder, making you look at them. "what's wrong, darling?"
hange's seriously worried face and the name, which made your heart flutter every single time, ruined your prank, as you chuckled and sat up on the bed, apologising. "i'm so sorry, i was just messing with you!" you laughed, while hange's mouth fell agape, playfully pretending to be offended by not accepting their kiss.
after few seconds they dragged you back down on the bed and peppered you with their endless kisses as a payback.
as you were getting ready in the bathroom, annie called out your name, before saying she's about to leave for her duties. idea popped out in your head, while you walked out of the bathroom towards your girlfriend, who was waiting next to the door.
"see you later?" annie asked, as you nodded in response, placing your hand on her shoudler, both of you leaning in. just as your lips were about to collide, you turned your head to the side, causing annie to kiss your cheek instead.
pulling away, annie softly furrowed her eyebrows at you, while you stared back at her innocently. it was quiet for few seconds, which didn't help you with holding your smile back. "what are you smiling about?" annie cocked her head to the side, as you choked out small "nothing."
"fine, goodbye." she rolled her eyes, turning around, ready to leave. "no, wait annie!" you laughed, stopping her from leaving. between chuckles you leaned closer, wanting to get an actual kiss from your girlfriend, but it was now her turn to dodge. "annie!"
"i'll kiss you, when you stop with your stupid jokes." muttering, annie walked out of the door, while you just watched her walk away with your mouth wide open, lowkey hurt.
putting on your shoes, so you could have an early exercise, you watched as sasha was putting her hair in a high ponytail, getting ready to go for a breakfast as you already had one. "wait, you're already leaving?" sasha pouted, causing you to shake your head from side to side with a small smile. "sasha, we'll see each other in an hour."
sasha rushed towards you, throwing herself onto you like she always did. "urgh, fine." she whined, but when she wanted to peck your lips goodbye, you playfully dodged, wanting to see her reaction. "hey!" sasha called out, leaning to the side, where you've turned your head to. "something wrong?" furrowing her eyebrows, sasha asked.
"huh?" you looked at her, acting confused. "i brushed my teeth! why won't you kiss me?" pouting, sasha's grip around your neck tightend, bringing you two even closer. "i don't know what you're talking about, sasha." you kept playing innocent.
"fine, kiss me then." not letting go of you, sasha waited for you next move, as you just stared back at her. "y/n!" she whined at you, for not doing anything, while you broke down laughing. "i'm sorry, sasha! i just wanted to see your reaction!" you placed your hands on each of her cheeks, before finally pecking her lips, while she just playfully stared at you with offended face.
everyone left the training grounds as it was only you and your girlfriend, mikasa. "i"m going to take a shower, you coming?" you stood next to mikasa, while she took a long sip of her water. "i'll stay for few minutes, go ahead." she answered, now fully facing you.
you nodded, as mikasa gently place her hand onto your shoulder, leaning forward. she was ready to kiss your cheek, but you moved, causing her to miss. slowly taking off her hand from your shoulder, she slightly furrowed her eyebrows confused and hurt a little at the same time, because she could see you clearly did it on purpose.
you looked at her, her expression hurting you, as you placed your hand over your mouth, before apologising hundred times. "oh my- mikasa i was just joking! i am so sorry!" she just stared at you. "well it wasn't funny."
feeling bad, you threw herself at her, while burrying your face into the crook of her neck. "mikasa, please- i'm sorry!" it wasn't like mikasa couldn't take a joke, but you dodging her kiss on purpose wasn't anything funny. "it's alright, just don't do it again." she gently stroked your back.
"promise?" you pulled away, making sure. "i promise." she smiled softly, seeing you really didn't mean to hurt her by your stupid joke, before you peppered her with bunch of kisses as another way of apologising, causing her to chuckle.
getting ready in the barracks for the upcoming day, you were fixing your hair in the mirror, when two hands sneaked around your waist. looking through the mirror reflection, you saw ymir placing her chin on your shoulder. you smiled at her, while she softly kissed your neck, as you tried to move away, but ymir ignored it, thinking you were just grabbing something from the sink in front of you.
when she was about to kiss your jawline, you fully dodged her kiss this time, playing it off by grabbing something from the sink. "are you trying to dodge my kisses?" ymir raised an eyebrow at you. "no?" furrowing your eyebrows, you played dumb.
gently grabbing your jawline to make you face her, ymir pressed her lips against yours. "don't play dumb with me, and stop with your stupid jokes, y/n." at her warm breath against your skin, you could feel the heat inside your cheeks rise.
chuckling at your flustered state, ymir pressed a kiss at the back of your shoulder, before letting go of your waist, on her way to get ready for the day herself. mentally cursing, you slowly shook your head from side to side at thinking you could actually prank ymir.
you and historia were walking towards the barracks after the dinner, as the sun has already set. stopping in front of the door leading to the room, where historia slept, she smiled softly at you, before placing her hands on both of your shoulder, leaning towards you.
just as your lips were about to collide, you shifted to the side, making historia fully miss. letting go of your shoulders and leaving her arms fell to her sides, historia looked at you with a sad face, wondering what's wrong. "y/n? did something happend? are you okay?"
as historia kept asking questions, you couldn't keep playing dumb when you saw how worried your girlfriend was, so you placed your hands on each sides of her arms, making her stop talking and just look at you. "historia, i was just messing around." you chuckled, earning a slap into a chest. "y/n! i was worried something has happend-"
rubbing the place historia hit you just few seconds ago, you couldn't help but laugh a little bit, while historia crossed her arms over her chest, pretending to be mad at you. "alright, i'm sorry." you pushed historia into your chest, kissing the top of her head, as she sneaked her arms around your torso, while you slowly rubbed her back.