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[hngggprettymen]

OH OH OH OH fem NASCAR driver noah ostlund who always walks around with her suit halfway unzipped tied around her waist and a sports bra and sunglasses pushed up resting on her hair and fem crew chief (? is that like race engineer. i think it is) owen power who thinks shes being subtle (she isnt) by sneaking glances over her clipboard or whatever and getting all flustered and burying her face in her work whenever noah catches her staring

AAAGGHHHH YESSSSSSSSS im glad my ramblings of nascar yuri last night gave you more peak ideas 🤭. yes a crew chief is like 2/3 of a race engineer, the other 1/3 is their spotter who basically watches them race and lets them know if someone is coming up alongside them. love the idea of owen bossing noah around and noah getting snippy when a race is going poorly and owen tells her to come in to the pits when she wants to stay out and so owen has to make sure noah knows she doesn't tolerate talking back after the race 🤭🤭🤭. also consider spotter owen who flirts with noah over the comms about how pretty she is down there and how good she is driving 🫪

[arc-h1ve]

11 what kind of music is stuck in your head a lot lately?

12 dishes or laundry?

17 do you believe in luck and superstition? Do you carry any lucky items or follow any lucky rules?

- @jerkbitchsandwich

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11: you wanna know the music that ALWAYS ends up stuck in my head. Very small snippets from pop songs in the 2010s that I don’t even like. On repeat. In my mind. All the time. I think the problem is that I generally don’t listen to very “catchy” songs, so if I’ve gone longer than a few hours since listening to my music my mind stops playing whatever I was listening to last and defaults to the most easily recallable song from memory. Which always seems to be that Selena Gomez song that was used in the end credits of the wizards of waverly place movie.

12: laundry for sure. I hate touching the dirty dishes. Even if it’s technically not dirty, just wet food. I don’t wanna hear it, it’s dirty to me. I also hate the feeling of gloves so I can’t just use those as a work around. Laundry is comparatively easy when the alternative is spending the entire dish washing time feeling repulsed. Though I hate laundry too.

17: I’m not really superstitious, or at least I can’t think of any superstitious things I believe right now. Same thing with luck. No tokens or rules for me. It’s just chance 🤷 can’t influence that.

[makemedopushupsindraag]

been overdosing on dat it's always sunny and thinking about puppy fray Please never make me do another assignment Guuuhhh

[kaykayjay2]

bro it must feel good as FUCK to be released into a dark and twisting unsettling maze when you’re an eldritch abomination or a genetically modified Creature of some sort

[my-writing-street]

guys i swear im writing

[nonchalantatall]

You come into MY HOUSE. and throw this IN MY FACE

[creature-feature-perceiver]

kitty is SO CUTE!!!!!! and the celly with him and his dad stevie 🥹🥹🥹🥹