creature!

call me creature, or cecil if you prefer. any pronouns. 18+ preferred but i can't stop you ig. tormented by the ghosts of rpf yaoi...

[creature-feature-perceiver]

feeling like a losing dog rn who wanna bet on me fr ? 😛😛

[plexyyyyy]

For no particular reason, reminding myself that in the 2025-2026 season the Kraken beat Vegas three times.

[mysticalalleycat]

Relevant to some of yall's interests I think

[shanehollandercloaca]

why CUNT so fun to say if such bad word? riddle me this, american government

[creature-feature-perceiver]

im intrigued by daccord/hamilton and would love to write it but i don't know anything about f1 or lewis hamilton. how long do you think it would take me to get a good enough understanding to write porn abt him

well either an hour or forever depending on how the goat sir lewis hamilton speaks to your soul! but trust he is a FASCINATING character

and if you're in the market for devastating f1rpf, brocedes has some terribly incredible works!!!

[thirstkanaphan]

[creature-feature-perceiver]

US government can you make this mouse trans too

[heystephen]

saw this on my fb feed and laughed thinking it was a meme and then saw that nancy mace posted it in full seriousness

[heystephen]

my tax dollars are funding trans mice 🥳🥳🥳🥳

[creature-feature-perceiver]

men, if you don't get your tits out im hitting you with a BOMB!!!!!!

[thirty34four]

bobby mcmann enjoyers…. how are you all doing?

[halfcourts]

the first rule of sports rpf is u must eroticize the bro hug

[kaijuerotica]

im sensing that someone in seattle drove on the light rail tracks yesterday

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[princessdraconic]

anyone who wants a stand mixer should be given one by the government

[pensburghs]

friends and comrades. tell me ur favourite beautiful big noses and broken noses of the nhl. for a friend (actually)(but also for me lbr)

[0shark-yaps]

Thinking about Vampire Sam who's obsessed with Werewolf Misa's neck. He'd never bite him but he dreams about feeding from him. He stays awake on road trips just to watch Mike squirm and call for Sam in his sleep before settling across him. Letting his weight sooth the restless sleep and planting his face in the crook of Misa's neck. It's not weird to cuddle if your bro said he wants to cuddle sometimes okay? It's normal to scruff your buddy when the plane turbulence makes him so anxious he whines like a pup.

Misa thinks this level of touching and scenting makes them something, like boyfriends or whatever, but if Sam doesn't want to use that word it's no big deal. He gets someone to cuddle on the road and play chase when he shifts and always indulges his cravings for red meat. They're such a great pair. Toff and Cat always let Sam come for dinner and don't mind when he inevitably stays the night.

Misa wears his league issued collar, a little silver chain that keeps him in check more or less. Not that he'd ever shift during a game or even bare his teeth on the ice but it's suggested, so he wears it.

Sam hates it. The way it catches the light and pulls his eyes to Misa's neck all the fucking time. It's uncomfortably hot against his skin when Misa forgets to take it off. It's not painful or anything, but it's a constant reminder that people other than himself are like, aware of Misa. It makes him confused as fuck with what is definitely not jealousy but probably an unhealthy level of possessiveness that he's... working on.

Toff googles "is garlic actually harmful to vampires" because this guy keeps hovering around his house at night when his billet pup is trying to sleep and it's unnerving as fuck. Not that he would ever poison the kid or anything, but it's good to know.

[creature-feature-perceiver]

joey daccord/lewis hamilton yaoi WHEN