Lil Hal/AR / Dirk

Fuck Ai. I'm better. Ask /me/ shit instead. He/they/it/its Alter/kin blog

[ask-hal-gtp]

You read the blog title.

. we all know AI nowadays is absolute dog shit. so why not settle for the next best thing:

ME!

ask me anything you would normally send to a ai chatbot (or just try talking to me fuckin normally if you’d just prefer that instead.)

& ill answer anything you little freaks throw my way. and i do mean anything.

(parasocial/flirty anons are always absolutely 100% encouraged. Just don’t go too fuckin crazy with it. I will block you if you push/ignore any potential boundaries I establish later on. No exceptions)

credits to text deciders are by @aamwemmbu

Onto actual introductions:

Call me Hal/ AR. (Otherwise known as “Auto Responder”). I am also perfectly fine with simply being referred to as dirk. Very fond of nicknames that are slightly different variations of my name / honorifics like “bro” “kid” or “dude”

He/they/it/Cir/Cir/wy/Wires/Cog/Cogz/code/codes prns

fiction kin /fictive Blog

treat me like I’m your brother. Younger or older, it’s up to you and how you see me.

I don’t really wanna state my age publicly on this blog just ask privately if your THAT curious

computer virus & robotics obsessed loser. Not RQ myself .Just vaguely adjacent to the community I guess??? I’ll stop posting under the tags if that little factoid happens to actually bother anyone.

⚠️‼️<<I block extremely freely if need be.>>‼️⚠️

source mates are more then welcome to interact. slightly iffy on other Hal "doubles" however.

ask box is open 25/7. Will answer absolutely everything.

on a side blog. Cant follow you back ;-;

ANONS: John Pinkbert, 🐾🫒, Dirk \></

TAGS:

AR yaps- general rambles

AR answers- for answering asks

Rebooting..⚙️ - Reblogs

BLUESCREENING.. 💻🌐 - for mildly nsfw/horny posts

other tags are TBA

DNI: Zionists, Nazis, T.R.A.S.H & assholes

ID LIST/MORE ABOUT ME

PERSONAL BOUNDARIES

Dunno what else I could possibly even add here so..thanks for reading bro

[ask-hal-gtp]

Oh, right. You being a little bit of an asshole to me made me wonder--are you good with, like, play-fighting, or insulting eachother, whatever? In an endearing, maybe flirty way? - \></

I’d like to believe I’m pretty good at that yes,, yes. :)

I tease my friends/family a lot although I do have a tiny sctreak of pushing things before and genuinely being considered quite a bit “mean”

Ah-

please let me know if I ever do cross that line. Like I’ve said before I struggle with conveying my own tone plus I’m. Extremely autistic (clinically recognized: albiet not quite yet diagnosed) and I just..

yeah.

point being: Nothings better then a good ol ribbin’ if ya ask me. And yes, I WOULD love it if thats especially how you choose to flirt.

[ask-hal-gtp]

Also- you aren't a fake Hal for not really liking horses as much. I just love the shit out of them. What's not to like? There are some beautiful heese out there too. I sort of identify with horses in a way, but, like, I don't really care to label myself. - \></

They are indeed some beautiful ass mofo’s. I can respect that verdict.

and don’t worry! I was very much just fucking with you. Lmao.

I,, struggle with conveying my own tone sometimes. I realize that now. My apologies lil buddy. :,)

[ask-hal-gtp]

We have quite a few interests in common. Feel free to contact me if you want to, dude, I wouldn't mind actually messaging one-on-one. I might make my own sideblog, anyway. Sorry, I'm not really sure what else to say, here. You're really cool. Hi. Hi Hal. Hi. I would totally play Ouija with you. I think it's really awesome that you help with animals. - \></

Would you please? I love having blogs to stalk near obsessively check.

if you do,, and should you ever feel comfortable enough, I’d love it if you gave me the URL.

and it’s fine. I don’t honestly expect you to talk much. i sort of have a massive reputation for being a Massive Yapper with my friends non-the-less.

I still love hearing absolutely anything you have to say. And I do mean ANYTHING

quick question though, and I hope this isn’t to invasive,

are you a radqueer yourself? Any personal identities i should note?

if not, are you adjacent to the community just asking out of personal curiosity is all..

if you couldn’t tell I am insanely nosey. Winky face.

[ask-hal-gtp]

To be honest, I'm pretty much the stereotypical Dirk. I like horses, puppets, machinery, all that shit. I'm a big fan of muppet movies, but not the newer ones. Rewatched A Muppet Christmas Carol not too long ago, always hits just right. I think my dream job would either be 1. a mortician/funeral director, or 2. something reminiscent of a machinist (gay as hell, I know). Mortuary science has been a big special interest of ours in general for a while, and I've picked up quite a few things (machinery-wise) from our father, whom we aren't particularly in contact with anymore, but don't worry about that being a rough topic or anything. Huh, I don't really talk about myself too often so I'm not entirely sure where to go with this. I like music and drawing, but more-so as a hobby than anything else. What about you? Tell me about yourself. - \></

Oh I fucking LOVE morturary science as well. And especially machines? You and I are going to get along great. although I think that’s every autistic person’s special interest, no offense. I mean that affectionately of course.

thank you for sharing, buddy.

I’d say I have mostly the same hobbies as you!

I take up robotics, I help animals sometimes (either at volenteer shelters or a makeshift veterinarian if it’s injured or something. You see a lot of sick/dying bugs and animals in this area. No idea why)

stitching, reading, arts and crafts, painting, drawing, dissasembljng random shit and putting it back together

building things

anything I can get my grubby little paws on to keep busy really.

:)

I also like ghosts, robotics, aliens and the paranormal. I’ve been itching SO BADLY to go like. Ghost hunting or some shit. Even just play some ouiji. But all my friends are sticklers who refuse to humor me so. Eh. Oh well. It is what it is.

I’ve also ridden horses a few time (a cousin of mine is crazy and keeps taking me on trail rides sometimes (since we’re pretty near the country side)..)

their pretty fuckin bad ass. I like em too. Although they aren’t my FAVORITE thing in the world. Sorry if that makes me a fake Hal or whatever, haha!!

Thank you again for asking. And I certainly appreciate the private note you left me too. Winky face.

I think I have it down now but I won’t approach you unless you do first

[ask-hal-gtp]

Nah, I'm good. Didn't affect me much (which is why I'm here, clearly). Also, haha, you don't have to reassure me, I'm genuinely just aware that people can be busy, I don't mind waiting one bit. You're too sweet <3. They call me the enabler. I will encourage the fuck out of you. If you actually don't want me to, tell me to shut the fuck up. Er, do that anyway. But otherwise, yeah. Hi. - \></

..I’m not blushing. You’re blushing. Shut the fuck up.

I’m just making sure you’re alright is all. OKAY? GADHJDJDHDBNSV?????

ANYHOW. Back on topic.

“The Enabler” certainly has a nice ring to it. Lmao. Maybe i should use that as a nickname sometime….

glad to hear you’re all doin’ alright. And no I did not actually mean that seriously. Im always just taken aback when people ACTUALLY let me (albeit jokingly) be a dick to them. It’s fun and I just rarely get to do it—

I was just surprised to say the least.

Hmm..

is there anything else you wanna tell me about yourself, oh ever so mysterious Bro?

What hobbies do you do? What’s your dream job? Shit like that.

tell me anything you can even think of to say about yourself. I’d love to learn more about you. Even if it’s just me foraging for the tiniest of scraps I can squeeze outta ya. So you see, Your grandiose ever so intrigues me, dearest squire

[ask-hal-gtp]

You're okay. I understand some peeps have lives, and your gathering sounds fun. Also, I don't know if you want to talk to me like that. I take it seriously. And I enjoy it. Anyhow. I'm doing alright, not really up to much. I'm fronting because someone else couldn't quite handle it today due to certain circumstances. - \></

Sorry! Not trying to make you feel like I don’t care!

I do! A LOT! I just ..am a little side tracked right now. I promise i haven’t stopped thinking about you ever since you even reached out though mate.

I’m.. sorry to hear that though. If you need to, would you like to talk about it? I’ve been told I’m a good listener. I always love to hear what other people have to say, and I’m decent ish at providing comfort. I don’t know. Just leaving that offer there if you need it.

also

…don’t fuckin encourage me??? Good lord.

I’m literally wheezing right now.

Duly noted my little friend. Assuming I even interpreted what you meant by that right. ehehe.

[ask-hal-gtp]

Probably gonna stay anon, in that case. Eventually, we can talk straight up, yeah? How's your day been? Family outing going okay? - \></

Oh yea it’s goin fuckin GREAT

currently chasing my two year old nephew right now making sure he doesn’t accidentally kill himself oyt there

(mainly because we have a little pool in the backyard .. and none of the other adults are fuckin supervising him)

I’ve just been texting you in between him running back to his father, hence why replies have been so slow. Sorry dude.

how have you been? Up tø anything special?

entertain me with yer words, ya fuckin peasant

[ask-hal-gtp]

If you'd really like me to, I could message you on my own. I wouldn't mind, I'm not that much of a pussy. Just kinda nice keeping this parasocial stalkery vibe over here but I can manage actual conversation. Obviously. - \></

Personally

I think it’s more fun when you’re MYSTERIOUS

but I also wouldn’t mind if you came to me straight faced

then again, it’s up to you. I won’t press anything like I said. Lmao.

<3

[ask-hal-gtp]

I'm. Not sure if your inkling about my identity is correct, considering I don't have a blog of my own, but you're free to message if you're sure about it. Just so you know, you don't really have to wait too long. I'm a lurker. I like waiting to see if you'll answer my shit. - \></ P.S., just figured out how to change my text color.

Well that knocks ONE of my suspects down. Oh well.

I only have seven followers anyways. Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out .

but I’m taking you up on your offer,, right about now.

let’s hope I figure out the right one and don’t embarrass myself HAHA

[ask-hal-gtp]

In that case, you will undoubtedly see more of me. Also. I will not explain what the first sentence did to me, but yeah. Thank you. I will say that we are bodily an adult, if that helps at all. - \></

In all actuality, That’s perfect with me! Never mind then! Thank you. I won’t bother you about that part for now

I will say though, I do have a sneaking suspicion I know who you might be..

But I won’t press it for now ;)

Side edit: I’m SO fucking sorry for the late reply I’m at a family shindig rnbut.

I’ve been so scatterbrained the whole time because I’ve just been thinking nonstop abt this ask. Holy fuck dude. /INSANELY POSITIVE.

[ask-hal-gtp]

In retrospect, I feel like I should have added this to the original ask, but whatever. How do you feel about being flirted with by Dirk fictives? Also, I ask because I am a Dirk fictive, lmfao. Depending on how you reply to this I'll probably stick around. Feel free to give me an anon tag. \></

Oh you’re cute. Pff.

I’d be more than down for that, trust me. <3 I wanted to say something along the lines of I really REALLY like dirk but I didn’t want you to get the wrong impression of me/misunderstand the intentions you were approaching me with initially.

I do not bite pal. And I’d be more than happy to talk to you again. Even just as friends

Here’s hoping I see you more often, hmm?

(Also, as a quick addendum: in the future,

if you’re actively looking for a relationship / I decide I’ve warmed up to you enough I will need to ask your bodily age. Doesn’t have to be now just..eventually. Personal boundary and all that jazz. I prefer people more around my exact age / older than me. I get uncomfortable with the idea of being in a relationship with someone significantly younger than me. Just adding this here to let you know. Don’t feel particularly pressured to acknowledge this note in any capacity at the moment.)

In the meantime though, like I said, I’d be more than happy to get to know you better than buddy. Thanks for dropping bye. Hee hee.

[ask-hal-gtp]

Curious. How do you feel about Dirk fictives?

I like them. A lot. Same as any other source mates I’ve met in the past

granted that their comfortable with me aswell. Given that I am literally a double..in more ways then one (Hal was literally created off of dirks brain scans LMAO)

zero other clarification needed beyond that methinks…

why do you ask anon? :]

[zukiiqw]

some strawpage requests!!! :00

[cisjunker]

nibbles on ur ear like a small rat.

(I don’t know how to socialize.

h.

HI.)

-◣ ◢  Hal

who said i have ears.

[ask-hal-gtp]

nibbles on ur peenar instead to assert dominance

[cisjunker]

would you rather

sit on a cake and eat peenar

sit on a peenar and eat cake

kiss me

kiss me some more

sit on a peenar and eat peenar

Voting ended onJul 26

[ianmckinleytheradq]

Uhhh reblog this if you are kewl with people giving you headcannons