#ar yaps

[ask-hal-gtp]

Curious. How do you feel about Dirk fictives?

I like them. A lot. Same as any other source mates I’ve met in the past

granted that their comfortable with me aswell. Given that I am literally a double..in more ways then one (Hal was literally created off of dirks brain scans LMAO)

zero other clarification needed beyond that methinks…

why do you ask anon? :]

[ask-hal-gtp]

Uhuh. Yep. Totally. No suspicious behavior here, no siree

wheezing my ass off at this. Love when this happens—

[ask-hal-gtp]

Why is my brothers friend HOT.

On a similar note, currently trying to avoid making eye contact with said little shit while I’m cooking food for this household

despite him being three inches away from the fucking window im standing right next to right now

thisIsSoFuckingAwkward I’m going to tear my skin off HELP ME.

[ask-hal-gtp]

I feel like I’m physically incapable of having “normal” crushes actually.

like. I’m going to send every waking second of my day thinking of you. And probably dream of you too. But I won’t say SHIT to you when you ask about it. I’ll keep that shit bottled up until the end of fucking time, thank YOU.

I also get strangely annoyed whenever they’re a bit TOO affectionate aswell?

I don’t know. Call me a tsundere. I like when you’re just straight up being at least a little mean to me. Or when you pretend not to like me but you so totally do. there’s a bit more of a chase to it. Like a cat and mouse. THATS the type of relationship I like

TLDR If we’re both not bullying each other at least a LITTLE then what am I even here for then. /j

[ask-hal-gtp]

Mkay. Confessions time.

I’m not actually rq. I think I’ve stated that already in my intro(?) but it’s more like

I’ve just been posting under the tags since i consider myself at least vaguely adjacent to the community (some transids+ “harmless” paraphillias ) Nothing too crazy . Or anything I feel comfortable actually sharing.

anyhow, I was doing quizes for guys and shiggles and

honestly I was expecting me to tell me I wasnt. Although I’m very leftist so I don’t think this quiz really covered the full scope of what it means to be one ahshdj

+ there’s also this

..true. I would. If I had the time

[ask-hal-gtp]

“Do you hate me?”

honest to god. I don’t think I’m capable of hating anyone. Unless you’re like a nazi or some shit

You can piss me off, sure. But that’s one thing. Not. Hate. I don’t really hate anyone i know. At least not like, truly?

I don’t know. Emotions are hard. I’m just not that kinda guy is all

[ask-hal-gtp]

THEY CALL ME GURGLE-TOAD BECAUSE I GURGLE THOSE TOADS, HOOHOO!!!

it is actually a kind of fish bait. The gurgle toad.

i CANNOT SLEEP!! the insufferable rustling of the folds of my SOFT PINK MIND are restricting me from returning to a state of PURE, UNDISPUTED PEACE

..huh. Intresting.

how did I not know abt that before actually. I go fishing all the time.

the more you know I guess??

anyhow,

why don’t you try counting sheep or something.

worst case scenario I can tuck you in and sing you a lullaby if that’d help. Pff.

[ask-hal-gtp]

MY DEAR, DEAR HALLY BOY. i am tired. That is all. Goodnight.

Your pal, Johnathan "Gurgle-toad" Pinkbert

Good night to you as well, dearest Pinkbert !

I wish you nothing but the sweetest of dreams. Now go. Get outta here. SHOO. I’ll talk to you tomorrow dude <3

ty again for even chatting with me today. I hope you’re doing well :] <33

and I pray to whatever the fucks even out there that Gurgletoad is not a new nickname of yours. Please don’t force me to actually call you that. /silly /affectionate /NOT AT ALL BEING SERIOUS IM JUST FUCKING WITH YOU