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[titaen]

"If Mikasa asks where babies come from, you tell her that there's birds and there's bees!! Nothing else, ya hear me??"

[birdiepaws]

work at a pizzaplace anger noises

[extreme-technicality]

On all levels except physical I am a five year old throwing a tantrum in the mall

[freklcss-a]

@diamxndx​ said: They were just talking and walking in the halls when it hit. Mondo thought it was just a simple headache, maybe his eyes were just unfocused, then he felt some burning. His face flushed, and he stopped in his tracks. He felt himself flush, his body felt like it was on fire, and he stumbled without even taking a step, clutching at himself. "M... m-make it stop-" He nearly heaved out, nearly falling. "Wh-what's... h-happening t'me..?!" (diamxndx)

he didn’t think anything was wrong—he was going on about some cute manga he found the other day when mondo stopped & started... mikumo could sense the heat radiating off the other.

“mondo? mondo, what’s—“ mikumo turned toward him, eye widening. his face, red & in pain—mikumo’s hands hesitated over mondo’s arms, before drawing back, afraid of hurting him more. “mondo, just—take deep breaths, i-i’m gonna go find aizawa! you’re gonna be fine!”

[serfuzzypushover]

okay so you're telling me-

that I will MISS

CELEBRATING FLUGS BIRTHDAY

FOR TWO DAYS

CAUSE I'LL BE WITHOUT INTERNET

TILL THE 2-FUCKIN-5TH???

[nicecarito]

Hey whatever happened to your boyfriend? You know the magic 8 ball one?

He liked the bone

[bigboobshaunt]

It really is a completely thankless job to try and tell an old person that I /can’t/ just sell them any med when they don’t know what med they should be taking, like I’m sorry sir but I’m not gonna take the risk of you potentially dying horribly or suffering harmful side effects just because the best info you can give me about this med you get every month is that it “comes in a square purple box,” sorryyyyy.

[eldrxtch]

Airfare is too expensive you're gonna have to settle for a battle of wits

bUT YOU”LL WIN A BATTLE OF WITS....