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Robb: A year ago I married my best friend.

Robb: Talisa was mad about it, but Theon and I were drunk and thought it’d be funny.

Theon: *laughing* It was!

Sansa: Will you help me with this zipper?

Margaery: Yeah, sure!

Sansa: Up, Margaery! Up!

Margaery: *unapologetic* My mistake...

Robb: I’m not helping you again.

Theon: Why not? Is it because I once betrayed you?

Robb: Yes! That was literally our last interaction!

Jon: So about last night...

Daenerys: Let’s agree last night was a mistake.

Jon: But with the mutual knowledge that it will probably happen again.

Daenerys: It would be a crime not too, right? We were just so good.

Jon: Yeah- yeah, of course. That's why.

Margaery: I give this year a D...

Cersei: D for dump of shit.

Margaery: No! D for delightful!

Cersei:

Cersei: Get out.

Arya: Murder wasn’t on today’s agenda.

Jon: It isn’t on anyone’s, Arya.

Arya: Actually...*pulls out a notebook* next Tuesday, five PM sharp.

Theon: I wanna set you up with my sister, Yara.

Robb: Oh actually, since you betrayed my family, stole Winterfell, and kidnapped my bothers a lot has happened. I married Talisa.

Theon: Really? I thought you were gay?

Robb: Then why would you try to set me up with Yara?

Theon: *visibly confused* I don’t know…

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