#incorrectgameofthrones

[cindy-clawford]

Sansa: When I said “bring me something back from the beach” I meant like a seashell.

Theon: *struggling to hold onto a seagull* Well you didn’t say that.

[incorrectmarveltime]

Arya, holding an antique bottle: is this ale or perfume?

The Hound: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

The Hound: 

The Hound: It’s perfume 

[evelyngaryson-blog]

Tyrion: who has the best story? Bran the broken.

Me:...ummm

Tyrion: what?? Can you name a better one?

Me: Sansa the Raped

Me: Arya the no one

Me: Grey Worm the castrated

Me: Jon Snow the idoit who finally did one right thing

Me: Do I have to continue?

[fearsomesharklady]

incorrect game of thrones 

(Rachel Green - Friends)

[incorrect-game-of-thrones]

Sansa: *sees Margaery* Wow, she’s so pretty.

Shae: Don’t feel like that Sansa, you’re pretty too.

Sansa: I’m not jealous, Shae. I’m a lesbian.

[incorrect-game-of-thrones]

Arya: Before you say no-

Sansa: No.

[incorrect-game-of-thrones]

Sansa: I remember playing doctor as a child.

Arya: Me too.

*flashback*

Young Arya, inspecting a doll: The illness has spread. Set your affairs in order.

[incorrect-game-of-thrones]

Gendry: *hugs Arya*

Arya: ...what is this?

Gendry: Affection?

Arya: Disgusting!

Arya: ...do it again.