Little Gems You May Have Missed
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Nurses station smells like hushpuppies...at 7:30 am. Now I want hushpuppies.
I instantly lost some respect for a cardiologist's NP today when she put her stethoscope on backwards to listen to a patient...twice
My theory: Door close buttons on elevators are placebos.
There are important discussions going on in the ER today. Like the one about the most recent episode of #duckdynasty
It's 5:18. I've been up over an hour. I was hoping to live my life in such a way as to never have to experience 4am. #PickedTheWrongCareer
Today while the ER was slow I diagnosed myself with Type 3 Ehlers Danlos syndrome. The MD degree doesn't stop my hypochondriac ways.
First action if the day in the ER: spilled my English Breakfast all down the front of my white coat. #AtLeastItWasntPoop
Just got blood coughed in my face. BRB, washing out my eyes with rubbing alcohol. #ER
5 Hour Energy is a lie. Especially while taking step 3. More like Heartburn Inducing Sleepy Juice.