anonymous asked: M!A: A decision has been reached. You will now find attached to your head a red top hat. This hat cannot be removed for up to one week. As long as this hat is on your head, you are a verdant hued mermaid with a standard fish tail and webbed fingers. Enjoy being green from head to toe. At the end of your time as a mermaid, the hat is yours to keep and may be used at any time without penalty.
There has never been a moment where Jake has thanked his lucky stars for living on an island more than now. In fact, when he turns into a merman, he’s resting on a sandy beach on the edge of a jungle a mere few decametres away from his abode. Arguably the perfect spot to be in right now. On his head rests the proclaimed red top hat, the brim of which he gently runs his fingers along. A quick examination of his body reveals green fins on his elbows, scales peppering his body, spikes protruding from the spine which end in a smaller tail, and a longer, verdant tail, of which ends in a fan of fins. Unbeknownst to Jake, he’s just been turned into a hybrid between a human and merrow. The hands move down to examine gills on the sides of his neck and stomach – the latter of which are submerged in cool, ocean water. Even still, he finds being on land to not be as big of a challenge as he would have anticipated.
This is just like in that one movie!
Out from his sylladex lands his phone, which he quickly opens, regardless of the wet sand sticking to his palms or the threat of water below. At least the case is waterproof. Whether that’s accurate or not, he’s proclaiming innocence as bliss.
GT: Holy guacamole would you take a gander in my direction!
GT: You actually friggen did it.
GT: And i get a nifty keepsake hat too!
This is more exciting than anything else! He’s never been turned into another being before. The magic of the anons has never graced his body until now. This was nothing short of exhilarating.
Even though he was nervous about this before, now he’s just excited to go exploring the ocean in ways he was never able to before. Which he promptly does. After tossing the phone back into his sylladex, of course.