#^erasmus

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Highlight of my lowlife

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fact about Ras: no matter where in the world they live, they live on Eastern Time. they can't help it, their body just won't adjust.

however, they have never had a regular wake/sleep schedule in their entire life, so half the time when they're awake at 5 am being weird it's actually 5 pm Hong Kong Time.

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numbers 13-27

already did 13 17 and 27, but here’s the rest!

14. Owns a motorcycle

Lola probably begged Vaiya to get her one for her (approximately) 18th birthday; Vaiya did so gleefully because she knew how much Ellis would hate it.

15. Is book smart

Emere is book smart in midrash and books that were written at least 1000 years ago. Ras has just the wrong amounts of book smart and street smart to give them just no good sense whatsoever despite them being actually very intelligent and skilled.

16. Is naïve

despite being quite well-educated on subjects like international conflicts over the last couple thousand years, Emere is surprisingly naive in a Disney Princess kind of way.

18. Has very exaggerated facial expressions

Élie, in the way that only a dead asshole in a borrowed body can. Making other people’s lives difficult is one of the few things that bring him joy these days.

19. Likes Harry Potter

Lola and Lichen (and I’m gonna say probably Carmine too) are all HP fans despite growing up around actual real-life magic. they’re all Slytherins, too.

20. To solve other peoples problems, they say to murder the problem

Lichen will suggest murder and then quote you a price.

21. Is a nervous wreck

none of them are actually particularly neurotic in that vein, although Ras has their moments

22. Likes dragons

Vene thinks dragons are the tightest shit and desperately wants to meet one someday

23. Will laugh as they kill you

Lichen tend to chatter and giggle to each other while they’re working, and will do a full-on evil laugh if whoever hired them specifies to do so

24. Would bake a cake for a friend who is sad

Lola will bake you a cake for any reason and it will be hideous and neon and covered in like gummy worms or something, but it absolutely does the job

25. Is the comforting one

Ellis is an Excellent Listener and gives good hugs when he’s feeling inclined to do so

26. Acts like they don’t care, but do

Élie is filled with hate but is also a couple millennia worth of sad and cares about a lot of things, but would rather die again than admit it

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Erasmus has their own blog now I guess??? @bodystrained

some nsfw content, I haven't really started tagging stuff over there yet but ye it exists