i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀

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i don’t trust the bookmark feature on instagram so for the past two years i’ve been saving funny reels by dm’ing them to the french president 💀
Them: Why do you respond to so few of your DMs?
The DMs:
i need to sit on an older man’s lap while he plays with my hair and tells me about all his stories before i was even made
#goals
dm me!!🪽🎀
Hi hello just wanted to do a little PSA because there’s a few new people here and I’ve gotten a few messages asking these two specific questions!
I don’t give out my social media’s.
I will not tell you where I live.
(And I still don’t want unsolicited dick pics) That’s all 🩶
and the owl and weaver agreed: "what if we danced?" 🌿