to: @liqhtbeamed based: oh no someone’s going around town sacrificing virgins
“oh, this is fucked...” the headline ‘watch out virgins!’ had caught his eye, and upon reading the article, a heavy feeling of dread had settled in the pit of his stomach. “i’m fucked. metaphorically, of course. if it were literal i wouldn’t be freaking the fuck out right now. i can’t die a virgin.”












