I’m fine with acting like a team, I’m not fine with acting like a bunch of losers. Personally, I’d prefer to leave high school without my virginity, and there’s no way I’m going to get a hot girlfriend if I’m stuck wearing a bedazzled jacket. But if that’s your prerogative, you do you. Wow. You really just get less and less cool with each thing you say, huh? The next thing you’re about to win is the trophy for McKinley’s most obnoxious twink. Might be some tough competition between you and Berry, though. I’d love to watch you two fight Hunger Games style. You put my name anywhere on a list like that, and I’ll beat your ass, Muskovitz, I swear to God.
I’m sorry, what club did you think you were joining? Glee club isn’t known for being cool. It’s a trademark like how the football team has their varsity jackets and the Cheerios have their... whatever jackets you’d call that. I’m sorry is this a popularity contest? Because it is, I’m sure I’d win. Puh-lease. as if I’m scared of you trying to beat me up. But I will give you a hundred bucks just to shut up about it and accept it.