#{ vance }

[kropotkindersurprise]

April 25, 2026 - In reaction to a gunman charging the entrance to the Hilton hotel, where the White House Correspondents Dinner was underway, Trump immediately collapses and just crawls and has to be dragged to the side of the stage.

A real strong showing from an administration bravely leading a nation at war, inspiring stuff. [video]

[the-hydroxian-artblog]

Zachary, the great evil intimidating horse spoken of in legend

and several pest-control PSAs

[berryblast-99]

@cherry-blitz im loving the baby fever Au so much! I wanted the draw all the babies hanging out.

[tarvek-sturmvoraus]

LOOK WHAT WIKIPEDIA HASN'T CAUGHT YET

[ngdrb]

[riza-hawks-eye]

I already made a post abt this once but I have to make another:

I can't believe Alternate Universe Silco's complete lack of reaction to Ekko pointing out that Vander tried to kill him.

It says so much about that man's life. He must have had so many people coming up to him, asking him why on earth he's still with the guy who tried to drown him. All his friends are worried, Sevika keeps mentioning how she knows a great therapist.

And Silco is just like "But the dick guyyyyysss 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩💦💦💦💦💦💦"

[unsolicited-opinions]

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