you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.
goodluck taking the rest of it.
shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account
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you’ve only felt the tip of life’s dick.
goodluck taking the rest of it.
shout out to the time i received this ask on christmas eve and then the next night i got $300 stolen from my bank account
hi any life advice for 21yo
Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.
Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.
Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.
There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.
Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.
Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.
Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.
Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.
Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.
If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.
why is the two wolves meme anti-indiginous?
It’s based on a story that is falsely attributed to Natives, usually but not always the Cherokee. It’s a settlers’ approximation of how we talk and what we believe. To parrot that phrasing uncritically is pretty anti-indigenous, and the fact that it’s so commonplace is indicative of how little thought it given to the mockery of Indigenous spirituality and how frequently it’s appropriated
The bee hybrids watching you feed your babies milk wishing it was them suckling on your boobs…they can’t help it sometimes, they want your boobs in their mouths…
The bee hybrids are so jealous and general, but even more so because you have a very limited milk supply!!
Your poor hive watches in agony as your babies drink their fill, seething over the milk the babies waste by it dripping down their chins.
Having to feed so many baby bees means that your hive doesn’t get a chance to try your milk…
So when they find out that they can get you lactating with supplements… they’re eager to get you started on them immediately.
There’s a line leading out of your room within hours of the good news. Your tits are heavy, and you’re desperate for relief.
Two drones fight for your unattended tits, finally settling down and taking a nipple each.
You’re in a constant state of bliss, two guards in between your legs, taking turns devouring your cunt. Milk oozes down your chest, being licked up by other bee hybrids that sit on your bed.
It’s a frenzy of hungry bees that are eager for their turn. They squeeze your tits with reverence, enjoying how milk spurts from your sensitive nipples, none of it going to waste.
It seems you’ll be on those supplements until they’re satisfied…
Can we see all the way down on the tan lines 👀
Gloomy after vacation vibes...
its done nothing but rain since I got home...
Bringing age into it doesn't defeat the point that you did a crime, also 200?! Yeah that type of money can definitely harm someone financially for a bit depending on their situation, they most likely saved that shit up just to get the luxury?? 😭 They could of probably used that for a lot of shit, like a singular grocery run (lmfao sorry)
Fact everyone in the comments were hyping it up, down playing the crime, which if you dont know SCAMING IS A CRIME especially if it's for real money, a few saying they're also going to do this tf <///3333 "Remembering the time I scammed someone for having a difference stance on fiction 😂😂😂😂😂" okay weirdo
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hiiii im just here to say i love your yamato and ace dandadan au so so so much TvT thank you for such wonderful art and a great concept
Thank you! I've been enjoying drawing it a lot lol
Bonus Art!