#{{he'll do it}}

[kymeraka]

[hottdoggblogg]

[pixiefeatherkw3]

Just give him a moment of peace and quiet.

[ye-old-hermit-woman]

ODA. YOUVE BROUGHT MY FATHER BACK IN THE LATEST CHAPTERS.

PLEASE

PLEASE.

SHOW US HIM MEETING A BABY BOI MARCO OR YOU CAN FLASH FORWARD AND SHOW MY YOUNG HUSBAND AT WORK

[amatsuchan-eiliniel]

Hopper is cooking for everyone's OC here, their respectful fav food, no complain :D

[thorns-and-rosewings]

Soooo... If Forkface shows up in the Seraphim AU...

This was bouncing around my mind even before the most current episode of the Lunar and Earth show, but now it's more solidified.

🔥

Seraphim Eclipse got his own interdimensional portal working eventually although he's still dealing with the repercussions of it; namely the weird crap that occasionally comes through.

It's after hours on one such day; both Bloodmoon and Lunar actually opted to turn in early. While Seraphim Eclipse remained up, he was just sitting quietly amidst a stack of freshly arrived Manga issues and some oranges... When he hears his portal activate and Forkface stumbles out. Having been thrown through the portal again.

Eclipse may stop mid bite of his orange but he doesn't move. He just kinda stares at Forky... And the strange critter exists the ballpit and just stares back at Seraphim... and breathing in a labored manner.

It's easy to see in his locked up face, that he's got tears just cascading...

After all, he's pretty much hated by everyone in his home universe. He's mute, he's regularly treated like a creep when he's trying to be helpful, thrown through portals... and now the one person who cared about him was killed.

He's twisting his hands, not sure what to do before slowly just looking at Eclipse. He can't say anything, he's obviously terrible at communicating.

But Seraphim Eclipse is pretty well versed in pain and misery...

He very slowly lifts up his huge wings and pats the padded ground next to him. Which you don't need to speak to understand.

Wordlessly, Forkface (Or Frank as he is also called) just walks over and sits next to the much larger animatronic and Seraphim drapes those big wings over him, letting him rest. His wings radiate soothing warmth, it's like laying out in the sun on a summer day. Seraphim Eclipse then just returned to reading his Manga.

...the language of someone in desperate need of comfort, is one where words aren't really needed...

[xenon-demon]

Currently brainrotting about a modern AU where Steve is a fitness instructor. He works at the local gym with Robin (who is a receptionist, since while she’s into fitness enough to work out on a regular basis she’s not into it enough to actually run classes).

Steve occasionally takes on clients for personal trainer work, but mostly he runs classes mainly for people who are in need of encouragement or a gentler hand in the gym (as opposed to the “YEAH YOU BETTER WORK UNTIL BLOOD IS COMING OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS” approach some of the other instructors have). Think newbies, older folks who aren’t used to this, women who don’t want to be judged for how they look or hit on while working out, teenagers. Lucas (and occasionally Mike, if Lucas forces him to) attends some of his youth classes and absolutely loves it.

And then one day Lucas needs picked up from one of his gym classes so he can attend a late session of Hellfire, so Dustin successfully bullies Eddie into going and getting him and- oh my god who the fuck is that taking the class? It shouldn’t be legal to walk around looking that hot. Steve’s already worked up a sweat so he’s taken his shirt off, exposing his ridiculously chiselled torso to the world, and Eddie is definitely not looking at all. Nope, uh-uh. Lucas introduces them (since he’s genuinely friends with Steve at this point given his regular attendance at classes and their shared interest in basketball) and Steve shoots Eddie with this absolutely charming grin, and oh my god.

Eddie is so fucked.

Eddie, who is but a weak and feeble man, looks up the gym online later that night to see if he can find anything about Steve. Thanks to their instagram page, he finds Steve’s personal instagram... which is filled with lots of workout videos and fitness advice. Most of which is basically uh. Softcore porn. At least for a humble gay man like Eddie. 

...Eddie, in absolute grave secrecy, asks the next day about getting a trial membership at the gym. Look, it’s for research, okay? He’s just... curious.

(And if Steve offers to help the new guy out on the gym floor who clearly has no idea what he’s doing, then he’s just doing it because it’s his job. He definitely doesn’t find the new guy cute or anything, and even if he did, he’s definitely not trying to show off while demonstrating how to do the exercises properly. Nope. Absolutely not.)

[penandinkprincess]

okay but jaskier’s dramatic ass threatening to go become a damsel in distress when geralt isn’t giving him the amount of attention he wants in the moment. 

“geralt!! if you do not look up from that sword and admire this doublet, i am marching down to that lake and finding a drowner!” “seems like that would ruin the doublet.” “GERALT!”

“geralt, i am TRYING to get your feedback on this new chorus!! i’ve heard there’s a griffin two towns over, i WILL go find it!” “that’s my next contract. you gonna beat me there?” “YES”

*face down on the bed partially on geralt’s lap* “geralt if you do not stroke my hair, i am finding a succubus.” “i don’t think it’s your hair they’d be stroking.” “...i’m not opposed.” “no.”