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          “I guess you could say they’re... ice cold.”

          Now he needs to find a way to get ice off his ass.

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          “I heard if you throw enough dirt on a whale, it becomes a mudcrab.”

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"Deoxys..." It was Rayquaza, and it didn't look like he was angered. "I... would like a word with you, as recent events has gave me... insight... on my thoughts about you."

          Oh dear gods. What did he do this time? Deoxys has honestly been so on top of everything that it’s been beginning to stress him out. His ability to clean couldn’t possibly get any better, and now Rayquaza wanted to discuss his insight with him?

          He was probably leading up to his expulsion from Sky Pillar. He was probably on the verge of preparing to annihilate him right then and there. Nervously, Deoxys gulped, hands crossed behind him as he responded - 

          “Y– yeah, Rayquaza? Wassup, man? How’s it goiiiin….”

[dnadeoxys-a]

" I think you were simply just wonderful, my dear. Misguided is the word I was looking for. "

          “Uh..”

          He’s not sure how to feel about this. On one hand, Xerneas not only quelled Rayquaza’s irritation, but she also paid him her respect with a compliment. On the other hand, it’s kind of her duty to be utmost kind and loving of all creatures, no matter origin.

          Then again, it did feel really nice to be validated.

          “.. Thanks. That means a lot. Seriously.”

[dnadeoxys-a]

          “To be fair, I was a MASSIVE DOUCHE back then.”

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          “I ship it.”

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          “You heard about pineapples on pizza, now get ready for MANGOES on pizza.”

[dnadeoxys-a]

"Don't make me regret my words, noodles."

          “Does this look like the face of someone that would do a bad, Goat Dad?”