Jul 8, 2020
attack for @popfizzles ! Funnelcoaster decided to introduce himself to his brother’s friend!
Prize Pig seems a bit angy about it, though...
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attack for @popfizzles ! Funnelcoaster decided to introduce himself to his brother’s friend!
Prize Pig seems a bit angy about it, though...
BUNNELBOASTER
It’s far earlier in the day than it actually is- the stars are only just leaving the sky- and Hodgepodge has their head off their shoulders.
More specifically, their head is leaned onto the shoulders of one Funnelcoaster Cookie as he’s up in the cramped attic of a haunted house, rifling through boxes.
“You lemme know when I’ve got it, alright?” Coaster mutters, and Hodgepodge bumps heads with him as a yes, a gesture that makes Coaster laugh just a little. He pulls book after book out of the box, holding it up to Hodgepodge for them to examine before setting it down and pulling out another. As they go, Funnelcoaster begins to sing to himself, and Hodgepodge’s body claps along to the beat from its place by the attic stairs.
“Ashes to ashes, bones to paste- you’ll wither away and you’ll rest in place- wait, this might be it!”
He holds the book in his hands up to Hodgepodge’s head and Hodgepodge nods animatedly- Funnelcoaster lets out a cheer!
“Thanks a ton, Mixup! I couldn’t’a done it without ya!”
He throws open the attic window and Hodgepodge rollls their eyes as he leaps out- their body makes a mad dash down the stairs, pushing politely past a ghostly figure holding a candle with a signed “excuse me” before throwing open a door and falling onto the dead grass outside.
....only to hear loud, fervent giggling. Goddamn it.
“I win again~!” Funnelcoaster declares, handing their head over to their body as he laughs triumphantly. Hodgepodge pops their head into place, rolling their eyes- and chuckling softly.
/Yeah, yeah, cheater,/ they shoot back, smiling all the same.
What? 👀
two of the new folks on the muse list have refs now!
Also, I added some characters from other retired blogs of mine to the List!
Pictured here: Huckleberry Honey- that sheriff Chili and Sweet Tea were talking about- and Funnelcoaster, a rollercoaster designer who you have might have seen hanging around @ask-funnel-cake-cookie !
Can I marry FunnelCoaster?
Funnelcoaster laughs nervously and shakes his head, pulling out a picture.
“Sorry to disappoint, but I’ve already got someone!”
He sighs softly.
“His name’s Bittermelon- he’s the sweetest guy I’ve ever met!”
Funnel Coaster is very handsome/pretty/good looking! Seems like a very fun cookie to be around! (Didn't know which adjective Funnel Coaster would prefer, so I used those three just in case)
Funnelcoaster giggles and blushes, holding his hat to his chest!
“Aw, why thank you! I’m glad ya think so!”
Part 1/2 of my half of the Cake Family Costume thing I’m doing with @stutteryprince-difficulties / @ask-funnel-cake-cookie ! I’ll do Pilot and Birthday soon, but for now here’s Funnelcoaster’s Sprinkle Burst!!!
Howdy! Our old blog got mcsnapped, but we needed an update so we’re making the most of it! Mod Ashi and I are both redesigning some of our muses, so for those uninoculated, meet Funnel Cake “Funnelcoaster” Cookie!
Bio: Made of sweet fried dough, a heaping helping of powdered sugar, and neon candy coating, Funnelcoaster is a cheerful cookie who builds and mans the Thrilling Pumpkin Rides- though there’s more than meets this eye for many a member of the Park staff, and his penchant for pushing the thrill of high speed and adrenaline means his place among the ranks of fear-bringers is more than earned....
Pet: Prize Pig- a plush pig Funnelcoaster won at his first day at Terror Park Came alive and gained flight! She’s got just as much need for speed and adrenaline as her papa, and often helps him get around in areas with few guiding lights.
Isn’t there already a funnel cake cookie tho what’s up w funnelcoaster
Funnelcoaster perks up when he hears you.
“Ah, so you’ve heard of my brother! Got a damn swell show, you should go check it out if you haven’t already!”
He pauses.
“Though to answer your question, there’s a lot of ways to make the same thing- guess the Bitch just grabbed a different recipe for me! I’ve met a lot of doubles, just a regular part of life!”
{ @ask-funnel-cake-cookie go follow him you cowards}