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I almost forgot that I joined this "movement" 😭

How does someone forget that they’re in a life-changing movement?

yo can I join the cult?

-@hellaverse-mazze

It’s not a cult, it’s a movement… but yes.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS WOMAN!? she's young but a very skilled theif! She stole our offerings my leader!!

-random cult man

I’m sorry- she what? Our offerings are sacred and she just- stole them?

May I join the... movement, as the 🎪🦈 anon?

And, I'm sure you've been asked this before, but what is your favorite shark? And, if you have one, least favorite? I like threshers :]

Shortfin makos are my favorite. I don’t think I have a least favorite, after all, who could dislike any of those creatures?

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Would your followers be mad with me if I joined your, movement?

“Not at all. I’m sure something can be arranged… the other followers won’t be mad at all, though.”

You're handsome...do you like baked goods?

“I rather enjoy them. There’s this really good diner downtown that has really good pies. I’d suggest you try them.”

Tell me exactly why I should join your... organization? Seems a little.. sketchy to me

“We have hunting parties, games, entertainment better than those stupid radio shows, good food, sacrifices…”

I..uh...think you got enough wives there...

-📖🦈

“Why wouldn’t I want more? I’m so utterly flattered by these ladies, I can’t just enjoy one.”

#{lambs speak}