#{pilf}

[arcxnumvitae]

“I know the chances of Iomhar having been with mother or father were slim, but there is still…” Looks to his sister.

“Once. Out of curiosity.”

“Why?”

“Why not.”

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The club remains firmly at three:

Aur

Tara

Ruaidhri

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Eilidh: Acting like you wouldn't sleep with a friend's parent when we're right here!

Iomhar: I would not have done it if I knew it would upset you!

Aodh: You never asked us!

Iomhar: Well!

Iomhar: It stopped eventually!

Eilidh: Eventually? It happened more than once?!

Iomhar: *coughs*

[arcxnumvitae]

"It is not as if I intentionally plan to sleep with people who have children!"

"No, that's just what always happens."

"I suppose when your parameters are 'everyone,' parents would naturally also fall within them."

"I think it is on purpose!"

Now she's wondering...

She's far too afraid to ask.

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Iomhar

"There is a reason why Iomhar has made it through the rounds of the gentry, wandering fae, mortals, any living being that can consent..."

"Our parents."

[arcxnumvitae]

Wait, what was this about Iomhar sleeping with their parents?!

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“...”

???

“...”

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“...”

What on earth was wrong with that child? Is he going to regret asking this? “Should I ask, pray tell, why you are staring at me?”

Should he simply ask? ....No. “It is nothing.”

What an odd and fruitless waste of his time.