eat my food, feed my ego

20-something, writes fanfic sometimes, makes nsfw and unhinged posts sometimes. pfp pokemon-icon-factory

[keysimash]

I AM NONBINARY AS FUCK

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Blog of a writer who rarely occasionally writes

"beautiful, light, but carries a maturity and constant rhythm"

Ego large as a windmill but I live off praise

Specific mention of "In Character/Good Characterization" Comment/Bookmark/Ask Count: ~121

Big fan of being annoying and wrong about things, as well as being incredibly right and smart about things. Fans of my writing frequently call it things such as "so good" "smart" "peak" and "makes so much sense"

If you're here I encourage you to check out my ao3. Same username

Don't reblog old art/writing I made prior to 2023, liking is fine tho

If you clearly have your age in bio and you're a minor and you start liking my nsfw posts or posts about my explicit works you're going in my Kiddie Jail note on my phone with a note of your user and the day and I won't unblock you until you turn 18

do not feed my works or posts into an aislop machine.

^ i now own jax maid irl. thank you roomfriend chrimmas present

https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/lack-of-a-father-figure-49559/

🎉🎉🎉MY FAVORITES🎉🎉🎉

COLOR: 💙

BLORBOS (in no particular order, list is not exhaustive):

Magolor, Jax, Dimentio, Shadow Milk Cookie, Simon Laurent, Vox, Pierrot, Jester, V1, Impmon (Tamers ver), Renamon (Tamers ver), Amy Kiriwo (welcome to demon school), General Grievous, Zack Foster (Angels of Death), Robofizz (THE ROBOT ONE that dies in one episode idgaf about the original), A.I.D.A.N. (The Illuminae Files), Macaque (LMK), Goro Akechi, Soundwave, Starscream, K-Angel and Ame-chan, Robin Bars/Balse (welcome to demon school)

Vash the Stampede, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Cream Ferret Cookie, Truthless Recluse, Mao Mao Mao, Tanya Keys, Mayoi Ayase, V2, Sniff, Iruma Suzuki, Alice Asmodeus, Meta Knight, Gangle, Pomni, Fluttershy, Pierre (Look Outside), Hunter (TOH)

there are too many men here....

BOOKS:

American War by Omar El Akkad, A Humument by Tom Phillips, The Unwind Dystology by Neal Shusterman, The Illuminae Files by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff, The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells, Almost Home by Joan Bauer, His Dark Materials by Philip Pullman

MUSIC:

MSI, John Congleton and the Nighty Nites, The Paper Chase, Maretu, Oxbloodxix, AZALI, populist47, Ghost and Pals, Nero's Day at Disneyland, 1-800-PAIN, Bondage Fairies

I like many songs sung by Yi Xi :)

ANIME:

No Game No Life, Black Lagoon, Digimon Adventure, Digimon Tamers, Welcome to Demon School Iruma-Kun

SHIPS:

Fvckbunny (My own OC/Jax from TADC), RenaImp (Digimon Tamers), Irukiri (Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun), Paintcrown (Magolor/Drawcia i have like four fics i havent written yet lolll), Tanya Keys/Mao Mao (Mmhoph), Radiosilence (One-sided Vox/Alastor), Stolitz (Helluva Boss), Shadowvanilla (Cookie Run Kingdom), Gabv1el (Ultrakill), Madoka/Homura (pmmm)

faves are always being added as there is so much beauty in the world

they made the wrong teeth canines here but the song is good... lavendergalactic made the amechan userbox and sweetpeauserboxes made most of the rest.

THE ONLY TAGS ON THIS BLOG THAT MATTER ANYMORE (other than like. character names for my preciouses) ARE #FVCKBUNNY AND #READER FEEDBACK

when i remember to i use #keysimash for personal textposts but i almost never remember. and i use #shoot the chef in the skull 15 times for my cooking posts

You lost the game

pictures/memes too

BIG

for up there that i put here anyway. #myscrapbook #mydigitalscrapbook

my secret flag stash shhhhhh

[cosmicdogmoon]

Number 3 fav spot I'm sorta lumping vulpix and ninetales together because it's a tossup. I had pokesonas of both a long time ago, and vulpix was one of the first :3TL

[keysimash]

(from the anon that previously asked about commissions/trades!) if you are indeed Sewious about the requests I would oh so shamefully ask for a (relatively sfw) black sapphire cookie x reader,, guy who I feel may be right up your lane tbh. kinda pathetic but hes confident about it and I like that in a man

when i read this i got embarrassed and muttered shut up shut up shut up oh my god shut up, got out of my chair, and paced around because you are RIGHT and i HATE that you're right. i might have watched several black sapphire cookie video comps. okay. read me like a book. WHATEVERRRR....

i actually considered writing for him before, because i think his fourth wall breaking is REALLY interesting.... ughh.... i hate you. much to consider. i may actually do it. im already getting out my tablet to look at videos. ARGH

i could do it EASY.... i MAY... closes my eyes. sfw. hmm. steeples my fingers in front of my face and leans forward elbows on knees.

[keysimash]

ninetales is a boring fav

-not hateranon just a new anon. hello👋

it could be worse. could be eevee. or charizard

but yeah i will take that L. can't even argue i have other less popular favs because my other faves are also boring as shit like lucario, mewtwo, mew, gengar... very basic bitch furry taste.

my more interesting faves are probably klefki, rotom, and polteageist.

i got attached to ninetales before i played my first pokemon game, unfortunately, so its the One for all my shit now. stole a heart gold soul silver guidebook from a kid i knew for a while before returning it. i spent hours flipping through the pages and reading, having never played a pokemon game before. in the pokedex section, it was ninetales that caught my eye, i was so enchanted by it, thought it was so cute and pretty. then i made it my first username for something i was signing up for in 6th grade, when my friends were starting to drag me into pokemon, and it was Over

[ooliecat]

how its been

[mossy-muncher]

No idea who this is but he looks like those videos of rescue kittens that hiss at the slightest movement

[keysimash]

aww <3 love you too. i mean hate you. grr

GRRR GRRRRRRR !

[keysimash]

your fat and you smell

this is actually hilarious because im at the very very bottom of my stick of deodorant right now (old spice lavender). i should get more at the store tomorrow. or sometime. i refuse to replace objects until they're used to absolute destruction/completion so i can probably make that one last longer. i think i want to get the wolf one next , it smells like citrus but i care more about the picture of the cool wolf on it than the citrus

love you fakehateranon

[keysimash]

i wasn't even hating but hang on. i can do this

YOU WERENT' ??? i take things too literally ahh /.... eto... bleghhh...

[keysimash]

i wish you'd draw magolor more. because then you'd deactivate! dohohohohohohohoho!

my first anon hate ! 💕💖 I'm gonna frame it and put it on my wall !!!

[keysimash]

[keysimash]

anon hater come back i wanna feel something and you can get your anger out. its a win win. i can act as a stand in for all the evil in the world and you can shout at me. come back hateranon

[keysimash]

anon who asked for writing tips, i havent forgotten about you, i just want to wait so i can give you aproper answer

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[keysimash]

added too much fucking baking powder to my brownies because i wasn't paying attention

cake time :D

suicide.

Voting ended on22h

[keysimash]

the texture is all wrong fml fml fml

[keysimash]

added too much fucking baking powder to my brownies because i wasn't paying attention

cake time :D

suicide.

Voting ended on22h

[cronegloam]

ideal ship dynamic

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words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

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