Sep 7, 2017
“I haven’t heard from you in months.”
“Has it really been months? Fuck...“
Rick breathed loudly. He seemed kinda exhausted and out of it, barely even registering Fiona.
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“I haven’t heard from you in months.”
“Has it really been months? Fuck...“
Rick breathed loudly. He seemed kinda exhausted and out of it, barely even registering Fiona.
“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
“Fate? Please. I don’t believe in stuff like that. I mean, I went to the future, and then I prevented that future from happening, so...I guess I agree with you?“
[To be fair, we also traveled back in time and caused the event that would lead to us traveling back in time, so...]
🔍
Meet...
🔍 - An Acquaintance
“Holy hell...Phil?”
“No, please don’t kill me, I...wait...that voice...Rick? What the fuck happened?”
“Well, it’s a long story...oh, umm...this is Fi. Fi, that’s Phillip Howard. We...went to school together.”
“Um...hi?”
Would you say that bladed items or bludgeoning ones are better for killing extra-dimensional monsters?
[Oh, they both have such wonderful advantages! Using a machete or meat cleaver usually produces such a nice, clean cut which results in a beautiful fountain of blood. The quick slashes usually allow for more flow in the execution of the...executions. Bludgeoning weapons are usually heavier and not as elegant. They can get lodged in a victims head. But on the other hand, they’re messier and it can be much more satisfying to see your prey explode into a firework of blood and guts, or even just to beat them to a twitching pulp!]
“...what the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you ask such a question?”
“Fantastic. Let’s just go through the front door and alert everyone. No way could that ever go wrong.”
“Do you have any better ideas? I don’t know if you noticed, but being subtle is kind of hard for me.”
@mustscream:
"...give me a second, I'm trying to think of an answer to that which doesn't come off as totally creepy. Uh...I'm a fan?"
“A...fan?”
[She must be talking about me!]
(continued from here)
"Oh shit, it's you!"
“...yes. Me. And...you are?”
Confess! Are you scared of the dark?
“Me? Nah. The Mask is, though.”
[What? I’m not!]
“Terrified of it.”
[What are you talking about? I’m...]
“Every time the sun goes down, it starts crying.”
[I don’t! You...]
“You should hear it right now. ‘Oh, please Rick! It’s almost night! Can’t we go somewhere brighter?’”
[...I fucking hate you.]