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[maximummuses]

"This new year, I plan on making sure everyone gives up on me, because some fuckers didn't get the memo last year."

[maximummuses]

Kat sets a wrapped box infront of Damian inside is a Stitch plushie.

(Referencing this)

This is a glare of murderous intent. Kat would do well to remember it.

[maximummuses]

"We're bringin' these back? Look, if you wanna get with me, here's what you gotta know about my type:"

[hellishparadiseforthelost]

🐺 "Don't worry mutt face. Since you are unable to, I'll look after Kikyou for ya. Talk about generous."

"Please. We know I am better suited. What does a wolf demon know about taking care of a woman."

[blindedguilt-archived]

@voicelesshatred in Leonard has appeared! What to do?

Well, this is awkward... Looks like Leonard must have spoken one too many times about wanting to end it all, because now Caim's decided to take it into his own hands, and as expected, the result certainly isn't pretty. Blood flew from Leonard's mouth as the blade was pulled back from his stomach, staggering back one or two steps before finally collapsing. "What... What the hell, asshole...?" Groaned the hermit faintly as he turned to lay on his back. But it seemed those weren't his final words...

"...Caim." "I have one last thing which I must tell you: When I go to hell..." Leonard coughed, "...I'm telling your parents what a disappointment you are." And then he died.

[maximummusesarch]

"Why do the people of this planet want so badly for me to exclaim that I am turning into a truck?"

[maximummusesarch]

Essential reading for my blog.

[maximummusesarch]

"Sinday this, Sinday that, back in my day Sinday meant committing war crimes."