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“I’m sorry, please don’t be mad at me.”

RP starters: Miscellaneous angst↳ source + no longer accepting 

“I’m not mad at you.” Lea states, their tone of voice more firm than intended. They clear their throat and exhale deeply, ringed fingers wrapping around the back of their neck. There was nothing to blow out of proportion, but the combination of excessive stress and disappointment had bottled up and resulted in Lea snapping at Sina. Beneath it, they didn’t have any ill intentions. They were aware that the best thing they could do was apologize, but their mood wasn’t feeling the utmost up for it. Perhaps when they’ve calmed down.

“I need a break. You understand, right?” Clammy hands fell to hang at their sides, plump lips pursed together in a line. “You’ve done nothing wrong. You know how you shake a can of soda, open it, it explodes? I feel pretty similar to that. You were just unfortunate to be the one to receive it.” Upon that statement, Lea felt guilt amongst realization. It was soon that they could be thinking of different ways to make it up. Whether it be taking her out or giving her a gift, they would always strive for their best; that meant treating their peers with respect. Sina was one of them, and they felt the need to especially tend to her today.

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Ah, I hope it's okay to say that you're so cute. I love your look a lot.

Thanks a lot! Yeah, it’s definitely alright– great, actually, coming from someone who looks like they turn heads themselves. You’re killing me here. 

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Thanks for the boost, much appreciated.

It wasn’t a problem – not at all. It doesn’t hurt to help out every once in a while. You look like a fun guy; I hope you enjoy yourself.

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ALL THE TEXTS FUCK ME UP

Send a text!↳ source + still accepting

✆: [ t e x t ] You’re taking so long on the toilet. Come back to bed.

✉: [ t e x t ] I found a bra that fits me so I tried it on and it was so ridiculously uncomfortable. I remember why I never bothered. 

☎: [ t e x t ] I FORGOT LUBE TELL ME YOU HAVE SOME PLEASE

⁇: [ t e x t ] sit on my face

✿: [ t e x t ] Let me sit on YOUR face.

ø: [ t e x t ] Come over. It’s late and I need warmth besides this blanket.

✘: [ t e x t ] You left your mud tracks on my floor so I’m gonna mop you up along with it. That’s a threat.

#: [ t e x t ] I borrowed your bracelets. You kinda left them here.

@: [ t e x t ] There’s this one odd customer at work that always sits at the far end of the bar, and stares at me. Should I be cautious?

&: [ t e x t ] Okay, imagine this: Red rope for special occasions.

%: [ t e x t ] Are you into whips? By the way, do you have sensitive skin? I need to get the right lotion.

ツ: [ t e x t ] Yo, Ophelia just said her first words! Pretty sure she said, “Jae is a dork.”

$: [ t e x t ] And then I was like, where are you putting that stick?!

♀: [ t e x t ] I’m having another bad night. There’s rain. Come over, please?

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[ text ] yesssss! i'm coming down soon, i need a drink.

[ t e x t ] Ha ha, okay. Can’t wait to see you. xxx

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[ text ] is the offer for drinks still valid?

[ t e x t ] You bet your cute booty it is.

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all of the texts hehe

Send a text!↳ source + still accepting

✆: [ t e x t ] Good morning you beautiful bubbly ball of sunshine.

✉: [ t e x t ] There’s this one person who gets me going. They’re okay for a total nerd I guess. <3

☎: [ t e x t ] UM Im gonna be late Im so sorry please wait for me there!

⁇: [ t e x t ] Sometimes…Sometimes I thinc about what your face feels like. Yiou look so soft.

✿: [ t e x t ] To receive a kiss from you would be a blessing.

ø: [ t e x t ] Are you up? If you are, come down to the club. I can get you half off of all drinks.

✘: [ t e x t ] This one customer was harassing my co-worker enough last night to be booted. It got my blood boiling. What makes people think that’s OK to do? I oughta booted him myself!

#: [ t e x t ] Watermelon juice is my favourite.

@: [ t e x t ] I heard scratching at my window. I’m on the fifth floor. There’s no trees close enough to my apartment. I’m ready to accept death by the hands of whoever is gonna murder me tonight.

&: [ t e x t ] I know it’s late but guess what? I’m so absolutely glad to be your friend. You’re such an amazing person.

%: [ t e x t ] What kinda products do you use to dye your hair?

ツ: [ t e x t ] I got a raise! This is great! I can’t even begin to think back to the last time I got one.

$: [ t e x t ] Which flavor of lube? Strawberry or bubble gum?

♀: [ t e x t ] I miss her too much sometimes. The rain reminds me of her. When it’s hitting against my window while I’m trying to sleep, I have to deal with never ending sobbing… I rarely cry. I do it so much when it finally comes to it.

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Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text↳ source + still accepting

[ t e x t ] Thers so many people here tonight[ t e x t ] remiond me why im single sandwoo[ t e x t ] lmao oops but mow I’m changing your contact name to sandwoo